Even If You Were A Difficult Child, You Didn't Deserve To Be Hurt.

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

lemon and lime are gay married

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger