Oiling Up My Slutty Mice

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

"Here are some fun doodles of all my OCs!!"

Why are they all thin?

"Here are my fashion sketches inspired by my favorite toothpastes"

Why are they all thin?

"Here are the my favorite viddy game characters!"

Why are they all thin?

"Look, I made a gifset of my otp, brotp, notp, hoetp..."

Why are they all thin?

"Let me introduce you to my favorite artist, they have an instagram!"

Why is all their art of thin people?

"I'm working an obnoxious ~relatable~ four panel weekly comic strip about my life, check it out!"

Why are all the people in it thin? Do you never meet fat people?

"These are my top 10 fave shows on netflix!"

Why are there only thin characters across all of those?

"Lol I drew mushrooms as people, fungisonas, look!"

WHY are they all thin?!?!

"I'm taking consensual street photos of fashionable people in a megapolis city like New York or Paris, here's the best 500 from the last year"

WHY ARE ALL OF THEM THIN?!?!

I beg you. Please. Please start seeing it. Keep asking that question until you see. Then ask it harder. Question your favorite creators, your favorite media, your favorite artists, your favorite self. Why are they all thin?

They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

“Psychologists often find that parents treat baby girls and boys differently, despite an absence of any discernible differences in the babies’ behaviour or abilities. One study, for example, found that mothers conversed and interacted more with girl babies and young toddlers, even when they were as young as six months old. This was despite the fact that boys were no less responsive to their mother’s speech and were no more likely to leave their mother’s side. As the authors suggest, this may help girls learn the higher level of social interaction expected of them, and boys the greater independence. Mothers are also more sensitive to changes in facial expressions of happiness when an unfamiliar six-month-old baby is labelled as a girl rather than a boy, suggesting that their gendered expectations affect their perception of babies’ emotions. Gendered expectations also seem to bias mothers’ perception of their infants’ physical abilities. Mothers were shown an adjustable sloping walkway, and asked to estimate the steepness of slope their crawling eleven-month-old child could manage and would attempt. Girls and boys differed in neither crawling ability nor risk taking when it came to testing them on the walkway. But mothers underestimated girls and over-estimated boys – both in crawling ability and crawling attempts – meaning that in the real world they might often wrongly think their daughters incapable of performing or attempting some motor feats, and equally erroneously think their sons capable of others. As infants reach the toddler and preschool years, researchers find that mothers talk more to girls than to boys, and that they talk about emotions differently to the two sexes – and in a way that’s consistent with (and sometimes helps to create the truth of) the stereotyped belief that females are the emotion experts.”

— Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

I wish these people were oppressed