Money Beyond Ypur Wildist Dreams

WHAT the fuck

god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger

uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

remember congrats on the ethnostate