I Still Think Its The Funniest Shit Ever That When I Used To Volunteer At Planned Parenthood Every Week

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

this meeting could have been a thirty year long loveless marriage

actually this fucking slaps

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

so slutty when a man stretches and exposes his lower tummy. you know what you're doing.

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet