Medusaslegacy - Clusterfuck

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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*

they need to invent a skin that doesn't itch all the fucking time

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

biblically accurate jellyfish

Senators are going to vote on whether or not we should continue to send aid to Israel on Wednesday, November 13th. Call them, bombard their phone lines with calls. Every fucking day. We have a chance of doing something about this.

uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while