Me and my dad are friends. We’re cool. I’ll never be disappointed again, because I don’t expect anything anymore from him. I just let him exist, and that’s how we get along.
The way to win my heart is with Melrose Place and spaghetti with chicken
The Trvppy Teen
bear stealing the whole dumpster
From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:
Polyamory
The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?
Good cause life is not it right now
Say “Pass the Heinz Mayochup” to instantly do 15 damage to a target and aggro everyone at the dinner table.
From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:
Polyamory
The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?