This May Be The Best Thing I Have Ever Seen

Alright! Here it is! I made this for my girlfriend to understand my theories, but some of you wanted to see it so I’ll share it here! 

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Kimby Kloss (or Karlie tbh) liking a folklore meme?! What more do people need?

I just saw this... very fucking loud if you ask me. Besides all the BIG SUR pictures she posted yesterday!

Now I know why Taylor put a harmonica in Betty...

I find myself regularly searching for analysis posts I’ve made in the past so I’m putting together this list to keep track of some of my favorites. I’m essentially making this for myself but if anyone else finds these old posts interesting then that’s great too. 😊

Song + Video Analysis

10/20/20 Ready For It As A Roadmap for Taylor’s Coming Out Journey

8/23/20 Mirrorball / Don’t Take The Money (Connections)

8/8/20 The Lakes: Taylor Takes Us to Bridge City And Hints She is Through With Bearding

11/13/21 All Too Well Short Film: 7 of Spades is Highlighted, Perhaps Calls for Patience

11/15/21 IBYTAM: The Bride Is Pretending to Love the Groom While the Spotlight is on

11/15/21 IBYTAM: Taylor Knocks the Groom Over then Breaks the Chains

Social Media + Other Analysis

10/18/21 Rethinking Spade’s Final Messages

10/22/21 Karlie Leaves Easter Egg in her IG Stories for Taylor’s IBYTAM Rose Dress

11/15/21 SNL Promo Calls Back to Night Taylor and Karlie Met

12/12/21 Taylor’s t-shirt is of the Friends pilot episode where Rachel leaves a man she doesn’t love then Monica takes her in as a roommate!

2022

8/2/21 Was Spade Trying to Tell Us 2022 is Important? (I believe this is the first 2022 theory)

11/28/21 New Year’s Merch Celebrates 2022 and Possibly Hints at Jerklie Breakup

Do you ever think about how in Taylor’s widely-recognized pro-LGBTQ+ song You Need to Calm Down, she included a very significant line that says “Shade never made anybody less gay”? (x) Do you ever think about how Taylor is a master with word-play and in exclaiming gay and shade, she is not only saying shade (as in homophobia and hatred targeted at members of the community) cannot diminish someone’s gayness, but also that the metaphorical shade from being closeted doesn’t diminish someone’s gayness either, that not being out doesn’t make anyone any less gay

Or about how in The Archer she sings “I’ve got a hundred thrown-out speeches I almost said to you” (could this perhaps be coming out speeches?) and “They see right through. Can you see right through me? I see right through me”?

Or about how in Daylight, she ends the album Lover with, “You gotta step into the daylight and let it go”?

Or do you ever think about Taylor has publicly recognized the delicacy surrounding coming out? How in her 2018 pride speech before Delicate, Taylor prefaced the song acknowledging this saying, “I want to send my love and respect to everybody who in their journey and in their life hasn’t yet felt comfortable enough to come out ... and may you do that on your own time and may we end up with a world where everyone can live and love equally and no one has to be afraid to say how they feel”?

Do you ever think about any of that? Because I do a looooot.

Midnights is not a breakup album by the way

the fuck of it all is that this time last year we were still in the lover era

You are in love❤️ true love ❤️ (via:kaylor_swiftkloss IG)

So, grain of salt and all that. But there's a Redditor claiming that Taylor and Jo have been broken up since October and plan to announce it in the first week of January. It'll be interesting to see if that really does happen.

I'm also interested in seeing how swifties will take it if the announcement includes that they've been split since October. Because I mean, Taylor Swift intentionally misleading people on the status of her relationship because it benefits her album promotion needs? Why, she'd never! 😂