I’ve gotten a couple of anons wondering if I have, or you should have, some sympathy for Yael. Just to be clear I do not, and don’t think anyone else should. And I don’t think Taylor does either. Remember what she said after the masters thing:
(You may also choose to believe or not that she called her “a d-slur cunt” in front of a party of influential people including at least one friend. You have to be the judge of whether you believe this, but if she did, that friend would have been able to confirm it to Taylor.)
This is, I believe, what prompted Taylor to release Mad Woman. “What do you expect me to say to that? Does a scorpion sting when fighting back?” In other words, did Yael and scooter really think Taylor was just going to let this go? Did Yael (a Scorpio) let it go? “Women like hunting witches too, doing your dirtiest work for you.”
I just read a gossip article this morning that rumor is that Yael was privately unhappy with the whole way scooter handled the masters thing. Sure. This is EXACTLY the same sort of rumor that was passed around late last year, that Kim K was sorry for how Taylor was treated during Snapchatgate and that Kim K sent an apology note to Taylor saying she regretted it and felt like she was manipulated into participating. Sure. Even if any of that is remotely true you still did that and tried to ruin her career (and arguably her personal life) and you were very deliberate about it and it went on for months, even years and you bragged about it. Don’t give me this “I’m just a woman manipulated by bad men” sob story after the public opinion pendulum has swung against you. You’re a dick, plain and simple.
I’ve also gotten anons asking about scooter, and whether he has always had this bad of a reputation (since so many seem to be relishing in his marriage trouble) and I can’t say for sure because I’ve only followed his career for 3.5 years. But my impression was that yes he has had a bad reputation, but worked very very hard at reforming his image for the last 5-6 years. And he almost succeeded. I think he was generally doing a good job with it, and while many in the industry knew he was a typical Hollywood sleaze, they didn’t quite realize how awful he is, and the GP had quite a high opinion of him. But then he made a big mistake. That mistake was underestimating Taylor’s hatred for him and not realizing that she would sacrifice money and time and energy in order to get back at him. Most just go along with these situations because they want money and don’t want to make enemies. Taylor said “not this time sleazeball.” And I think it absolutely blind-sided scooter. I think he is a textbook narcissist and has an outsized opinion of his own abilities (classic example of “thinks he’s the smartest in the room” when he most definitely is not.) And if Yael has regrets about any of it, it’s that scooter made this mistake and took it too far and this was the result. Not that he did what he did and she thinks it was unethical or slimey, but that he did it poorly and ended up the loser and she also looks like a loser. That’s what she’s mad at.
All that being said, we are now seeing and will continue to see a barrage of scooter and Yael trying to control this narrative in a way that puts them in the best light. Things will be amicable. They’ll try to make it work. It will be a conscious uncoupling. They will be supportive co-parents of their kids, so much respect, yadda yadda yadda. Him being a cheating sleazbell will never be openly mentioned. Because in the world of PR if you ignore something long enough it might go away, and if you retell the same lies over and over it eventually becomes somewhat believable. Some will come from scooter’s people to paint him in the best light, some from Yael’s doing the same, and some from them both as agreed upon. This is the PR game. Every single thing you see or read from them will be feeding a narrative to paint them in the best light. And on the other side, whoever is leaking things that are unflattering will likely continue to do so. And some will believe one side and some will believe the other, some will openly say one thing while privately believing another. And some gossip sites will relish in the dirt and some will sell the more positive story they are fed, whatever gets clicks. Also note that none of these gossip articles mention “the master of spin has a couple side flings”from Taylor’s mouth. They talk about their feud around the masters. They talk about his cheating rumors. But no one connects the dots to Mad Woman. It’s fascinating. They talk about his cheating rumors but they don’t talk about where those rumors came from. Why that is, I’m not entirely sure, but I’ve noted it.
Meanwhile, I will continue to watch and see what comes of the career of the wannabe media mogul now rebranded as Scott Braun, because godammit it’s fascinating and juicy.
when i felt like i was an old cardigan under someone’s bed you put me on and said i was your favorite 🌼
In Great War she’s admitting karlie didn’t betray her. That karlie stayed true and took the heat anyway. That it got out of control and hurt karlie but she stood strong and stay true and honorable to Taylor. Holy Crap
I can’t believe she so candidly admitted the scarf was a metaphor sending swifties into a spiral because they never realized that before because they were emotionally attached to a literal scarf 🧣
And that is the genius of Taylor Swift. She creates an elaborate cover up for the true meaning of things by connecting a metaphor to a physical object from a certain moment in time that can be traced back to a photograph (most times), all while keeping the focus off the real inspiration for a line.
I have kind of an alternate theory on this line from “this is me trying”:
Pulled the car off the road to the lookout / Could’ve followed my fears all the way down
I’ve seen a lot of folks interpret it as s*icidal thoughts, which it definitely could be, and if so, I hope Taylor is getting help.
But what struck me when I listened to folklore as a whole and considered her past work is the idea that jumping off the cliff may symbolize her coming out journey, where finally taking that leap would mean publicly coming out.
Let’s consider for a moment that Taylor’s car ride is her life in general. She’s on the road, always moving forward, always reinventing herself and planning and staying the course. Analyzing Taylor’s use of cars in her music is a whole separate topic, but for the sake of my argument, let’s say this car she’s in on “this is me trying” symbolizes her life’s journey.
She decides to pull the car over to the lookout. She takes a detour from her plans and her forward journey. What does she see when she peers over the edge? Her fears, some of which we can reasonably interpret as her fear of coming out publicly. She doesn’t make the leap, though. Something holds her back. Thus, “this is me trying”. She wasn’t quite ready to do it, but she’s trying. She makes folklore instead of turning to the whiskey to help process those feelings.
We hear similar themes on “my tears ricochet”, “hoax”, and “the last great american dynasty”.
On the first, she sings:
And I still talk to you, when I’m screaming at the sky
Many of us suspect that Scott & BMR were a big reason why Taylor decided not to come out early on in her career. Even if that’s not the case, it’s reasonable to assume that Taylor & Scott had many conversations about it, and Scott certainly knew that Scooby managed Karlie. If we believe that the masters sale prevented her coming out last summer, I’m thinking it makes a lot of sense that when Taylor is pulled over at the lookout and about to jump, she’s screaming at Scott to the sky. Not only was the sale what betrayed her, but the foiled coming out plan after so many years.
On the second, she sings:
Stood on the cliffside screaming, “Give me a reason”
I think this just echoes so many of the same anxieties. She’s just questioning everything, all of her life choices, why she’s in this position between a rock and a hard place, why she can’t just be “normal” (as in not famous) and live peacefully with her lover, why this love is so hard, why these outside forces are derailing her plans, etc, etc. She’s desperate. She’s at the cliffside and she’s ready to jump, but she can’t. She’s seeking any explanation for all of the feelings she’s having.
On the third, she sings:
They say she was seen on occasion pacing the rocks staring out at the midnight sea
Although this line is about Rebekah, I would argue that the purpose of TGLAD is to draw parallels between this “mad woman” (according to the town) and Taylor herself. Therefore, it’s reasonable to assume that Taylor relates to this behavior of pacing the rocks, and even if it’s not literal for her, she understands the anxiety inherent in someone who does so. “The Archer” could’ve been born out of this line in TGLAD (not saying it was but that it’s thematically similar). Taylor is pacing that cliffside and staring out at her fears in the stormy sea.
In this context, I also think it’s interesting that Taylor used a Humpty Dumpty reference to describe herself in The Archer:
All the king’s horses, all the king’s men / Couldn’t put me together again
Humpty Dumpty was literally sitting on a wall and fell off. He couldn’t be put back together. I think this is what Taylor fears the most from taking that leap, that she will never be the same. CAUSE WHEN SHE BREAKS, IT’S IN A MILLION PIECES.
This got long, but I hope you enjoy!
I find myself regularly searching for analysis posts I’ve made in the past so I’m putting together this list to keep track of some of my favorites. I’m essentially making this for myself but if anyone else finds these old posts interesting then that’s great too. 😊
10/20/20 Ready For It As A Roadmap for Taylor’s Coming Out Journey
8/23/20 Mirrorball / Don’t Take The Money (Connections)
8/8/20 The Lakes: Taylor Takes Us to Bridge City And Hints She is Through With Bearding
11/13/21 All Too Well Short Film: 7 of Spades is Highlighted, Perhaps Calls for Patience
11/15/21 IBYTAM: The Bride Is Pretending to Love the Groom While the Spotlight is on
11/15/21 IBYTAM: Taylor Knocks the Groom Over then Breaks the Chains
10/18/21 Rethinking Spade’s Final Messages
10/22/21 Karlie Leaves Easter Egg in her IG Stories for Taylor’s IBYTAM Rose Dress
11/15/21 SNL Promo Calls Back to Night Taylor and Karlie Met
12/12/21 Taylor’s t-shirt is of the Friends pilot episode where Rachel leaves a man she doesn’t love then Monica takes her in as a roommate!
2022
8/2/21 Was Spade Trying to Tell Us 2022 is Important? (I believe this is the first 2022 theory)
11/28/21 New Year’s Merch Celebrates 2022 and Possibly Hints at Jerklie Breakup
dancing with our hands tied
This had me fucking screaming at 2 am
March 17 in Glendale, AZ — Mirrorball/Tim McGraw
March 18 in Glendale, AZ — State of Grace/This Is Me Trying
March 24 in Las Vegas, NV — Our Song/ Snow on the Beach
March 25 in Las Vegas, NV— Cowboy Like Me w/ Marcus Mumford/White Horse
March 31 in Arlington, TX — Sad Beautiful Tragic/ Ours
April 1 in Arlington, TX — Death by a Thousand Cuts/Clean
April 2 in Arlington, TX — Jump Then Fall/The Lucky One
April 13 in Tampa, FL — Speak Now/Treacherous
April 14 in Tampa, FL — The Great War w/ Aaron on guitar/You’re On Your Own Kid
April 15 in Tampa, FL — Mad Woman w/ Aaron on piano/Mean
April 21 in Houston, TX — Wonderland / You’re Not Sorry
April 22 in Houston, TX — A Place In This World / Today Was A Fairytale
April 23 in Houston, TX — Begin Again / Cold As You
April 28 in Atlanta, GA — The Other Side of the Door / Coney Island
April 29 in Atlanta, GA — High Infidelity / Gorgeous
April 30 in Atlanta, GA — I Bet You Think About Me / How You Get The Girl
May 5 in Nashville, TN— Sparks Fly/Teardrops On My Guitar
May 6 in Nashville, TN— Out Of The Woods / Fifteen
May 7 in Nashville, TN— Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve / Mine
May 12 in Philadelphia, PA— Gold Rush / Come Back…Be Here
May 13 in Philadelphia, PA— Forever & Always / This Love
May 14 in Philadelphia, PA— Hey Stephen / The Best Day
Taylor has literally been like:
maybe reputation’s themes of love in secret and secret moments no one knows about and stolen stares and pining for someone gorgeous will convince them. no?
okay maybe lover’s crystal skies, rainbows eeeverywhere, gay pride parades, gaylor park, marrying your childhood friend, and stepping into daylight motifs would work. no? that didn’t do it?
fine. here’s an album about childhood love, about loving a girl with braids who has to hide in closets and a girl named betty who I just want to kiss in the garden in front of her stupid friends. how about now? do you get it yet?