Are You Fucking Kidding Me? 🙈

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Are You Fucking Kidding Me? 🙈

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4 years ago
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!

Just saw a tweet about Tay’s necklaces, and I can’t believe I didn’t realize there were FOUR!!!!! The minimal effort she has to put in into making people believe what she wants them to believe is astounding. Four guys she’s pulled this necklace stunt with, and people just go with it. The devil works hard, but heteronormativity works harder, y’all.

3 years ago

SR - do you know the muffin man iykwim 😉😉

Huh?

1 year ago

I'm just in love with this edit, the backsound and kaylor moments. You know, I love their friendship so much. I was 20-something just like Taylor and Karlie when they were always together, inseperable. They provide positive vibes in my life or maybe some other people. Please, throw away your evil comments about Karlie. She had suffered a lot. Hopefully sooner or later we can see them together again 💙

All credit goes to tiktok user g0ldentattoo (sorry I don't have tiktok, just found the video on my phone) Thanks 🥳

4 years ago
- Invisible String.
- Invisible String.

- Invisible String.

3 years ago
Three Cats Is A Cat-lady, Two Cats Is A Party!!!!
Three Cats Is A Cat-lady, Two Cats Is A Party!!!!

Three cats is a cat-lady, two cats is a party!!!!

4 years ago

NEW GAYLOR PSA

extra obligatory disclaimer: if you dont think kaylor happened, this isn't for you. if you think toe is without a shadow of a doubt real, this isn't for you. if you think they're still together, this isn't for you. happy for yall, honestly. this is just for new gaylors lost in the sauce with all the weird narratives going around. ALSO THIS IS JUST THE MOST OBVIOUS AND SIMPLE INTERPRETATION OF TAYLORS MUSIC. ENJOY HER ART AND WHAT SHE PERSONALLY SHARES WITH US AND DONT STALK HER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GODDEN PLS ITS JUST FOR FUN JFC YOU CREEPS.

ok there are a lot of newbies here that are getting confused by the loud voices in the fandom. those voices are NOT the consensus. please don't think that they are. they just arent.

most of us have just kinda quieted down and chilled out bc we know what's actually going on.

but thats leaving newbies out to dry being confused by the actually RIDICULOUS theories going around rn. ofc you're getting confused and starting to buy toe. because gaylor vets arent explaining it to you.

(it's because we are all just a little over it, sadly to say)

Maybe I'll make a refuting timeline surrounding the Breakup. it sounds exhausting. for now if you're confused about anything specifically, feel free dm me.

here it what is actually going on (as far as anyone can know these things to any extent and obv no one knows her personally and it's all just a fun exercise in futility lol but this is the veteran consensus, ok cool)

TAYLOR IS GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP. I dont intend this to be mean but seriously - this is obvious as fuck. please just........listen to folkevermore. thank you.

taylor has officially gone in the closet, probably for good. it's sad but it's true. it's why we've all chilled out and gone quiet. PLEASE accept this. she isn't coming out. she doesn't want to anymore, at least not right now.

Taylor and Joe aren't real and have never been real and they haven't become real over time (although I do get wanting her to be happy). ok sure I can't know that. but I think if she IS in a relationship with Joe and she wrote those songs, it's a toxic BAD one we should NOT be celebrating (obviously I don't think this, he seems like a really nice person, pls don't misconstrue this). I don't care that she's involving him in her music, or how long it's been, or that she says his name now. HES A BEARD. thats the nature of their relationship and it always has been. she is just more sure he's her forever beard now. it is NOT sus that she involves him in her music. idk if he really has a part in it, I very much doubt it, but she clearly wants people to think he does. they clearly have a nice working relationship and he is GOOD for her reputation. also he keeps her solidly in the closet. see #2

Karlie is ..... just. not . ..... Not. a part of Taylor's life. so the baby doesn't matter. it ISNT Taylor's. idk whose it is, it doesn't really matter. THEY. ARE. BROKEN. UP. Please listen to Taylor's actual music.

(4.5?) There's gossip that karlie is settled down with a new gf now. if thats true, good for them I guess. whatever. who cares.

They broke up in the summer of 2019 for good. they probably broke up before that too, maybe even several times (but no they DIDNT break up for good in 2016 and dm me if you want an explanation lol). They had a very turbulent relationship. it's easy to idolize their relationship bc her music is just so good -- but we have to remember that taylor is looking through rose colored glasses. we are only hearing the folklore of their relationship. just because her songs about karlie are masterpieces doesn't mean they're soulmates. maybe they were bad for each other. I do think her new music kinda shows she is slowly seeing that, which I am so proud of her for. although it does seem like the baby really set her back but that's another sad conversation

the old gaylors are still around, giving her space to get over losing who she thought was her HOME and her FOREVER. that's, just, the kind of sadness you may never get over.

WE are also sad. of course it doesn't compare but many of us found solace through the picture of their relationship she painted through her songs. it was, it IS beautiful. they had something really special. we are mourning that for and with taylor. folkevermore is TRAGIC.

just because it's what's on your dash doesn't mean that all the gaylors are either desperately trying to convince themselves taylor is a new dad or trying to convince themselves she is happily in love with Joe 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

5 years ago

Full video of Taylor dancing/singing to YNTCD with the music video cast (from Akeria Chanel Davenport’s IG story)

3 years ago

the subtle and not so subtle gayness of red (taylor’s version)

State of Grace (Taylor’s Version)

And I’ve loved in shades of wrong, we learn to live with the pain, mosaic broken hearts. But this love is brave and wild

this is a state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight. love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right

these are the hands of fate, you’re my Achilles heel this is the golden age of something good and right and real

Red (Taylor’s Version)

faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly

loving him is like trying to change your mind once you’re already flying through the free fall

touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you

regretting him was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong

Treacherous (Taylor’s Version)

THE ENTIRETY OF THIS SONG

put your lips close to mine as long as they don’t touch out of focus, eye to eye ‘til the gravity’s too much and I’ll do anything you say if you say it with your hands and I’d be smart to walk away but you’re quicksand

this slope is treacherous this path is reckless this slope is treacherous and I-I-I like it

I can’t decide if it’s a choice getting swept away. I hear the sound of my own voice asking you to stay. all we are is skin and bone trained to get along, forever going with the flow but you’re friction

and I will get you, get you alone

that nothing safe is worth the drive and I would follow you, follow you home I’ll follow you

I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor’s Version)

and the saddest fear comes creeping in, that you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything

All Too Well (Taylor’s Version)

SEE 10 MIN VERSION

I Almost Do (Taylor’s Version)

oh, we made quite a mess, babe. it’s probably better off this way and I confess, baby in my dreams, you’re touching my face. and asking me if I wanna try again with you and I almost do

Holy Ground (Taylor’s Version)

took off faster than a green light, go yeah you skip the conversation when you already know. I left a note on the door with a joke we’d made and that was the first day 

iykyk

Sad Beautiful Tragic (Taylor’s Version)

we had a beautiful magic love there what a sad, beautiful, tragic love affair 

in dreams, I meet you in warm conversation and we both wake in lonely beds, different cities and time is taking its sweet time erasing you and you’ve got your demons and darling, they all look like me

The Lucky One (Taylor’s Version)

now, it’s big black cars and Riviera views and your lover in the foyer doesn’t even know you 

and your secrets end up splashed on the news front page 

and they tell you that you’re lucky, but you’re so confused

Everything Has Changed (Featuring Ed Sheeran) (Taylor’s Version)

and all my walls stood tall, painted blue, and I’ll take 'em down, take 'em down and open up the door for you

come back and tell me why I’m feeling like I’ve missed you all this time, and meet me there tonight and let me know that it’s not all in my mind

Come Back…Be Here (Taylor’s Version)

the delicate beginning rush the feeling you can know so much without knowing anything at all

this is falling in love in the cruelest way

'cause it’s not fair that you’re not around

Better Man (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

I know the bravest thing I ever did was run

Nothing New (Featuring Phoebe Bridgers) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

I know someday I’m gonna meet her

it’s a fever dream, the kind of radiance you only have at seventeen

Message in a Bottle (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

'cause you could be the one that I love, I could be the one that you dream of, a message in a bottle is all I can do

standin’ here, hopin’ it gets to you, you could be the one that I keep, and I could be the reason you can’t sleep at night

Forever Winter (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

he says, “It’s not just a phase I’m in" 

my voice comes out begging, all this time I didn’t know you were breaking down. I’d fall to pieces on the floor if you weren’t around

Too young to know it gets better 

I’ll be summer sun for you forever, forever winter if you go

Run (Featuring Ed Sheeran) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

and run, like you’d run from the law. darling, let’s run, run from it all. we can go where our eyes can take us, go where no one else is, run

and the note from the locket, you keep it in your pocket since I gave it to you. there’s a heart on your sleeve I’ll take it when I leave, and hold it for you

there’s been this hole in my heart, this thing was a shot in the dark, say you’ll never let 'em tear us apart and I’ll hold onto you while we run

The Very First Night (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

I drive down different roads but they all lead back to you

'cause they don’t know about the night in the hotel, they weren’t riding in the car when we both fell, didn’t read the note on the Polaroid picture, they don’t know how much I miss you

no one knows about the words that we whisper, no one knows how much I miss you

I’m the one on the phone as you whisper "do you know how much I miss you?”

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)

oh, your sweet disposition and my wide-eyed gaze, we’re singing in the car, getting lost upstate

and you were tossing me the car keys, “fuck the patriarchy” key chain on the ground, we were always skipping town

and there we are again when nobody had to know

you kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath, sacred prayer and we’d swear to remember it all too well

just between us, did the love affair maim you all too well?

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3 years ago

Ohhh KK grabbing lunch with Ryan Reynolds makes total sense now. Their wives were busy directing and filming a music video together, parts of it in their NYC home. so they probably figured why not hang out with each other till their wives have time for them 😂🤪🤡

Spade™️
Anonymous said: A lot of the comments are saying that blind could be Karlie and Ryan Reynolds
2 years ago

In Great War she’s admitting karlie didn’t betray her. That karlie stayed true and took the heat anyway. That it got out of control and hurt karlie but she stood strong and stay true and honorable to Taylor. Holy Crap

In Great War She’s Admitting Karlie Didn’t Betray Her. That Karlie Stayed True And Took The Heat
In Great War She’s Admitting Karlie Didn’t Betray Her. That Karlie Stayed True And Took The Heat
In Great War She’s Admitting Karlie Didn’t Betray Her. That Karlie Stayed True And Took The Heat
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