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Alex: ....

Alex: Magnus?

Magnus: Huh?

Alex: Where's the closest deep freezer?

Magnus: ...

Magnus: ...why...?

Alex, grinning maniacally as she/he skips down the hallway: We have a theory to test!

so someone asked me “at what temperature does genderfluid become gendersolid” and that got me thinking

Assuming they were referring to GeNdEr (germanium neodymium erbium) as gender it is technically possible to calculate the temperature needed to become gender solid

Because GeNdEr is a chemical that had not been tested for its freezing point, we are just going to use the number 1162.73333333333 C which is the average of all three freezing points for Ge, Nd, and Er

The ancient egyptians said the soul was composed of the life force, the personality, the identity, and the true name. Im going with Identity (akh) for this so the amount of GeNdEr present would be 10.5 kg (the average amount of water in an adult human x 0.25)

With a weight of 10.5 kg of GeNdEr we know that there is 0.02733371 mols present, which then dividing by 42 gives us 0.0006508

Multiplying this value by the freezing point of GeNdEr at that quantity we get 0.7567099 C as our freezing point depression

In conclusion, a gender fluid person would need to have their internals cooled to -0.7567099 C in order to become gender solid (keep in mind a person dies at 35 C and the average body temperature is 37 C)

PS I know im probably wrong about alot of this but its just a silly lil thing :3

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

Jake is really bad at restraining from kissing Michael.

Whether it be on the lips,cheek, head,wherever, he just love kissing Michael.

Michael likes to tease him sometimes about it and uses it to his advantage. Like withholding kisses until he gets healed or whatever when he's obviously ignoring his injuries. Having him work for one etc.

Jake pouts but he actually doesn't mind it, Michael isn't a touchy person, so anytime he let's Jake give him any form of affection is a win in his book.

Michael is a great kisser too,always gentle with it. Really for how much attitude and sass he gives in his daily life, he's still very gentle when it comes to affection.

It always makes Jake melt. Michael cups his face in his hands, his touch gentle and warm. His voice quiet when he tells Jake he loves him. In some ways it can feel like Michael is giving Jake the comfort to pull away if he wants to. As if he's still not sure Jake truly adores him like he says. Like he doesn't want to make him uncomfortable.

Of course Jake never pulls away unless he has to. He adore these moments. The times he manages to pull Michael away from work. To unwind and relax. He wraps his arms around Michael. He runs his hands through Michael's hair. He tells him so surely he loves him. That he can rest. He doesn't have to burn himself out to keep others warm.

Michael absolutely melts into Jake's arms, smiling into his kiss and leans into his touch.

Michael's love is a warmth that brushes against you yet is so noticeable to those who look for it. Jake's is a warmth that surrounds you,entirely wrapping around you. Letting you fall into it.

Michael loves like sunlight. Jake loves like fire

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

thanks for the tag!! <333

this is such a cute picrew btw

no pressure tags!: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @pain-is-too-tired @fel1ra @owls-can-read + anyone else who wants to join! <33

Thank you for tagging me @avaetin 😊

Tagging: @rafyki @rain-embrace-nymph @inhabitinganotheruniverse (no pressure tho!) for creating a little you and anyone who'd really like to try ^^

I just wanted to come here to tell you how much I love all your fics. Like it started with chb before depression and that got me absolutely obsessed with Michael x Jake and now I’ve already read ‘get me out of here (I might just take you with me)’ twice and ‘it all started in the laundry room (I’m just the same as you)’ three times even though it’s over 100k and I regularly get the urge to reread it again because it’s just so good (the only reason I don’t is because I know I will binge it and I have school stuff to do right now but it’s only a matter of time until I read it for the fourth time). Really I’m just obsessed with how you write them and your writing in general. Like they are so soft and you somehow manage to find the exact balance between angst and fluff that I love. I am also absolutely obsessed with Em, she is canon to me now. So is Michael having survived the fall from the bridge, cabin 7 needs some happiness

you have no idea how happy this message made me, oh my god I was not expecting that when I checked my inbox this morning and just-

argghggghggggh :D :D

you have just put me on a sugar high for the whole day THANK YOU that is so sweet and honestly it means so much to me that you've read those works and you like them and that you appreciate my weird style of writing, they have such a lot of chemistry that I can cook up, and I'm never quite sure how it will end up but to hear that you like it is all I need :) <333

I'm kinda lost for words rn, not sure how to convey how absolutely buzzing I am from this :D

also it makes me so happy to hear you like Em, she has always been canon to me and she's by far my fav oc so it make me SO HAPPY to hear you like her!

and Michael living has never even been a question to me, in fact, I am about seven paragraphs away from posting a third part to 'screw canon happy endings rule' that he and Jake are quite present in so this is just adding to my excitement about that too omg I think I'm actually high off this comment :D

xD giggling and kicking my feet right now THANK YOU AGAIN ARGH <333

Yes!! We're on the map y'all!!! <333

Top 100 PJO Ships

As of 02/19/2025.

These are only for romantic pairings, not platonic, and only counts numbers from AO3.

Annabeth/Percy - 16,900

 Nico/Will - 14,448

Jason/Piper - 4,018

Nico/Percy - 3,766

Hazel/Frank - 3,764

Jason/Percy - 1,970

Calypso/Leo - 1,732

Jason/Leo - 1,714

Nico/Jason - 1,548

Apollo/Percy - 1,468

Annabeth/Piper - 1,096

Luke/Percy - 1,051

Magnus/Alex - 1,037

Paul/Sally - 1,006

Nico/Leo - 845

Thalia/Reyna - 750

Sally/Poseidon - 542

Clarisse/Chris - 541

Silena/Charles - 537

Katie/Travis - 452

Blitzen/Hearthstone - 439

Juniper/Grover - 438

Jason/Reyna - 426

Hades/Persephone - 424

Piper/Shel - 413

Amphitrite/Poseidon - 386

Luke/Thalia - 377

Rachel/Percy - 364

Silena/Clarisse - 312

Annabeth/Reyna - 294

Piper/Reyna - 294

Hazel/Leo/Frank - 291

Artemis/Percy - 281

Nico/Jason/Percy - 248

Luke/Annabeth - 243

Hera/Zeus - 238

Piper/Leo - 217

Leo/Frank - 202

Thalia/Percy - 190

Percy/Leo - 172

Percy/Piper - 170

Percy/Reyna - 170

Percy/Will - 167

Apollo/Hyacinthus - 166

Percy/Poseidon - 148

Calypso/Percy - 147

Hermes/Percy - 144

Mitchell/Connor - 140

Annabeth/Nico/Percy - 139

Percy/Zeus - 134

Percy/Zoë - 134

Carter/Zia - 127

Ares/Percy - 120

Aphrodite/Ares - 119

Annabeth/Jason - 108

Maria/Hades - 108

Malcolm/Connor - 106

Artemis/Zoë - 105

Jason/Piper/Leo - 104

Luke/Ethan - 102

Anubis/Sadie/Walt - 99

Rachel/Reyna - 94

Dionysus/Percy - 91

Hazel/Leo - 91

Hades/Percy - 89

Aphrodite/Percy - 85

Percy/Octavian - 82

Annabeth/Connor - 81

Athena/Percy - 81

Sally/Gabe - 80

Annabeth/Rachel - 79

Lou Ellen/Cecil - 78

Bianca/Thalia - 77

Percy/Clarisse - 77

Percy/Grover - 76

Annabeth/Thalia - 73

Ella/Tyson - 71

Percy/Kronos - 69

Percy/Triton - 69

Bianca/Percy - 67

Reyna/Leo - 67

Jake/Will - 66

Hestia/Percy - 65

Apollo/Commodus - 63 

Jason/Will - 62

Nico/Percy/Will - 62

May/Hermes - 59

Percy/Ethan - 59

Ariadne/Dionysus - 57

Will/Leo - 57

Aphrodite/Hephaestus - 56

Annabeth/Piper/Reyna - 53

Hazel/Piper - 53

Anubis/Sadie - 52

Luke/Octavian - 52

Nico/Thalia - 51

Amphitrite/Sally/Poseidon - 50

Jake/Michael - 49  

Apollo/Naomi - 48

Rachel/Octavian - 47

2022 (the first year I did this. numbers are almost definitely wrong.)

2023 (the second year I did this. numbers are probably right.)

2024 (the third year I did this. doesn't include TKC or MCGA ships.)

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