Rosiers Have An Immense Acquarium At Their Maison. With Like Many Esotic Fishes, Pandora And Evan Loves

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

welcome to the marauders fandom <3

i know how the story ends, but what if?

if they ever try to ban tumblr i’m killing everyone and then myself

everybody talks about how betrayed remus must’ve felt or how peter felt, but not how terrified and confused sirius felt. sure he was probably furious after what happened to james and lily and that might’ve helped with the fear.

but imagine how he felt when he realized he would spend the rest of his life there. that he would be forever locked in a cell where nobody would talk to him or even look at him. to know that the cold would pierce through his skin harder that his mother’s words. he was only 21 and had to face the fact that he might never feel the warmth of the sun, no less his lovers arms or his best friends’ laughter.

James going to the astronomy tower in the middle of the night to look at the regulus star and finding remus already there looking at the sirius star

Remus:

James:

Remus:

James:

Remus: wanna join?

James: yes please

People have the audacity to say they weren't fucking.