Thinking About How Richard Papen Was So Desperate To Find Somewhere To Belong Because Of The Broken Family

francis when henry said he found gucci “grand”

THIS IS MAKING ME GIGGLE.

More Modern TSH headcanons

Whenever Bunny calls someone, it's ALWAYS a face-time/video call, and he ALWAYS asks his friend(s) to turn their camera on too. Oh and, his calls last from around 1 hour to 1hr30 mins. Or however long the other person lets it go, really.

Bunny's also always out of mobile data. So the Greek class usually have their hotspots turned on.

For some reason Francis' devices always have a virus or something, despite the anti-virus softwares he's got?

Camilla and Charles can get into each other's phones with facial recognition.

Whenever Bunny has to sign up for something and he's already used his email, and he's not in the mood to make another one, he just puts in Henry's email 💀("Bunny, why am I getting emails from this strange website." "Don't worry about it.")

Have you guys seen the meme about kids showing their dads memes, and they always turn their noses up and stare down their glasses to peer at the image? That's Henry.

Bunny's favorite app is instagram & Snapchat & YouTube (shorts), Richard is pretty active on tumblr & discord, Camilla and Charles prefer pinterest, Francis is both a tiktok and twitter guy, Henry...... likes the chess app.

Bunny 100% stalks Henry (there's nothing to stalk. It pisses him off)

Julian has a Facebook. Bunnys the only one in the Greek class with a Facebook (does he send his professor a friend request? Yes he does.) (Julian accepts.) (Bunny brags to Henry. Henry gets mad and makes a Facebook too just to add Julian and block Bunny.)

Whenever Bunny is mad at someone he blocks them everywhere. And then when they make up he be adding them back like nothing happened

Francis engaging in callouts and twitter drama 😭 please

Francis venting about twitter drama to his irl friends. Nobody except maybe Richard listens attentively. Henry would pay attention on rare occasions but he can't keep up with who is who ("Who is NickiMinajFeet and why is she angry at this Jojo Siwa person.")

When Camilla and Charles fight they start saving angry pins to their shared board (so they're communicating via angry pins until one of them gets bored and shares a funny pic 😭)

Bunny keeps messing with Richard for using discord and calling a discord mod and stuff 😭

Henry discovers reddit. Bunny was showing him his post in r/AITA (am I the asshole) about the fight that they had. It was HEAVILY modified and missing context so everyone was calling Henry the asshole. Anyway, that's how Henry discovers reddit and then goes on to actually enjoy it when he starts using it to connect to other literary focused people with an interest in roman n greek history and languages etc

Because of mutual friends, Donald got friend suggestions on Instagram for Bunnys friends. You bet he followed Francis and Henry 😭😭

sorry guys but richard is absolutely insufferable to me. the way he spoke abt his ex gf had me raising my eyebrows cus liiikeee

hate to break it to u babe but you’re literally her in a different font

Realistic things that can happen in your IR

Feeling the shower run cold as it just begins heating up.

Getting annoyed or confused when someone pronounces your name weirdly or entirely wrong.

Getting a sore jaw or a stitch from laughing so hard.

Falling asleep after promising yourself you'd pull an all nighter.

Getting caught up in a conversation you're not really interested in or when you're late.

Randomly being zapped when you aren't doing anything.

Having days where everything you do feels boring for some reason.

Suddenly understanding a lyric in a song that you never understood before.

Panicking about losing something on your desk (like a pencil or a sheet) only to find it under your book a minute later.

Trying to take a picture of the stars or the moon or a sunset but it doesn't look as pretty on your camera.

Subconsciously licking your lips the whole day after realizing they're dry or chapped (I know you did as soon as you read that)

Stretching or yawning and accidentally making that frog-like noise.

The wind blowing your hair back in your face and you having to turn and face it just to fix it back up.

Hearing that one repetitive song on the radio.

Arguing with your friends and family — whether over little things or over blowups that last for days on end.

Forgetting to do certain tasks.

Picking at or chipping your nail polish or acrylics after just painting them or getting them done.

Having your pen run out at an inconvenient time.

Waking up and not feeling motivated to go to school, work, or duty.

Accidentally biting your tongue when eating or chewing nothing.

Your IR does not have to be realistic, but your experiences are real; and I personally don't like chasing after perfection.

TSH spoilers:

I feel like we as a fandom do not talk about Henry’s symbolism in TSH enough. Like, that dude is the literal embodiment of death, and I just think it’s so damn cool. I mean, his whole obsession with language and literature stemmed from the fact that he almost died in a car accident. And then every death we see in the book (the farmer’s, Bunny’s, and his very own) is directly at his hands. The others were accomplices, sure, but Henry’s the one who takes action every time. And in Francis’s failed suicide and Richard’s near death in the epilogue, they both see Henry, not Bunny or Charles or what have you.

Henry is not only obsessed with death, he IS death. He’s the reaper who’s friends toy with their mortality all the time through drugs and booze. The reason they all admire him is not only because of his size and stature and brilliance; it’s because he’s dangerous. If beauty is indeed terror, than he’s the most beautiful of them all. They all have the life preservation skills of a fly, so of course they love Henry. And of course his actions constantly bring them closer to danger and death.

nanami mhm mhm yeah yes mhm mhm

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲. 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐲.

𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭. 𝐈 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤. 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧.

whhaaaat people actually like bunny corcoran 😳😳😳 that’s so disgusting and horrible…anyways look at my posts about the other awful characters that i love from that book🥺❤️