Hermes And The Infant Dionysus

today’s thrift shop find          Ares and Aphrodite 

People act like Charles and Francis doing it at Bunny’s funeral is some kind of win which is so weird to me, because it’s horribly tragic. The situation was Francis taking advantage of Charles’s alcoholism to get what he wanted. After the service, he goes into the bathroom with a bottle of alcohol which is implied to be used as a motivation for Charles. This moment indicates that, in the end, Bunny was right. He was right about Charles’s drinking. Due to his addiction, Charles stooped to abusing his sister and selling himself to someone he didn’t love. Bunny was also right to make a point of not being alone with Francis. Francis is predatory. I’m sorry but this scene made me so damn depressed. I get this book has satirical elements and therefore things are darkly funny in moments but, man, this was so sad.

THIS IS MAKING ME GIGGLE.

More Modern TSH headcanons

Whenever Bunny calls someone, it's ALWAYS a face-time/video call, and he ALWAYS asks his friend(s) to turn their camera on too. Oh and, his calls last from around 1 hour to 1hr30 mins. Or however long the other person lets it go, really.

Bunny's also always out of mobile data. So the Greek class usually have their hotspots turned on.

For some reason Francis' devices always have a virus or something, despite the anti-virus softwares he's got?

Camilla and Charles can get into each other's phones with facial recognition.

Whenever Bunny has to sign up for something and he's already used his email, and he's not in the mood to make another one, he just puts in Henry's email 💀("Bunny, why am I getting emails from this strange website." "Don't worry about it.")

Have you guys seen the meme about kids showing their dads memes, and they always turn their noses up and stare down their glasses to peer at the image? That's Henry.

Bunny's favorite app is instagram & Snapchat & YouTube (shorts), Richard is pretty active on tumblr & discord, Camilla and Charles prefer pinterest, Francis is both a tiktok and twitter guy, Henry...... likes the chess app.

Bunny 100% stalks Henry (there's nothing to stalk. It pisses him off)

Julian has a Facebook. Bunnys the only one in the Greek class with a Facebook (does he send his professor a friend request? Yes he does.) (Julian accepts.) (Bunny brags to Henry. Henry gets mad and makes a Facebook too just to add Julian and block Bunny.)

Whenever Bunny is mad at someone he blocks them everywhere. And then when they make up he be adding them back like nothing happened

Francis engaging in callouts and twitter drama 😭 please

Francis venting about twitter drama to his irl friends. Nobody except maybe Richard listens attentively. Henry would pay attention on rare occasions but he can't keep up with who is who ("Who is NickiMinajFeet and why is she angry at this Jojo Siwa person.")

When Camilla and Charles fight they start saving angry pins to their shared board (so they're communicating via angry pins until one of them gets bored and shares a funny pic 😭)

Bunny keeps messing with Richard for using discord and calling a discord mod and stuff 😭

Henry discovers reddit. Bunny was showing him his post in r/AITA (am I the asshole) about the fight that they had. It was HEAVILY modified and missing context so everyone was calling Henry the asshole. Anyway, that's how Henry discovers reddit and then goes on to actually enjoy it when he starts using it to connect to other literary focused people with an interest in roman n greek history and languages etc

Because of mutual friends, Donald got friend suggestions on Instagram for Bunnys friends. You bet he followed Francis and Henry 😭😭

🧠: You're doing all this for a guy

🫀: He's different

🧠: Which he? You have like a gazillion drs.

🫀: All of them are different 🤷🏾‍♀️

🧠: *sighs* I'm tired

🫀: Well that's too damn bad. But also so am I.

🧠: Pinterest?

🫀: Pinterest.

Try to read The Secret History w/o making it your entire personality for the rest of your life challenge (impossible)

would you rather kiss camilla oir have henry wunter shoot himself earlier in the book

now i know who this is.

kiss camilla :3!!

i want a henry winter so bad so i can kick him a bunch

rip bunny corcoran you would’ve loved tiktok brain rot humor.

girl this is so good i look at it every morning right when I wakef up

it’s that time of year again where i reread tsh for the bajillionth time so here is the greek class!!!

whenever i think about the secret history i genuinely have to take a breath, the hyper fixation is so bad it’s not even funny. i finished tsh the summer before my freshman year. IM AT THE END OF MY SOPHOMORE YEAR NOW. RELEASE ME.