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Doc Hudson from Cars on HeroForge 😋😋😋

How is he so pretty…

face reveal kinda 😛

happy Thursday the 20th

Pelle art!!!

That’s right I like Mayhem 🤩🤩🤩

Join Kirk’s Corner!! So many good Kirk pics and vids 🖤🖤🖤

Hey Metallica fans!! 🔊Listen up....The Dorky Dad Club™ wants to know if you want to be part of this community: KIRK'S CORNER Must be 18 or over and love us!! 😏😏So PLEASE RESPOND, don't just like....ask in the comments or message ✨@ride-the-hammett ✨Also, it would be cool if you shared this...it's a fun place and we want more people to join!! 💜💜

I love Steven I fear this is too real

I LOVE STEVEN ADLER HES MY ONE AND ONLY i genuinly love this man so much i think im gonna die hes literally such a sweetheart, cutie pie, pookie dookie, honeysuckle, babe, gentleman im so in love i think we're soulmates and my last words will be a sweet whisper of his name, i was born to love him to death. Im biting off my own fucking skin i love this man so much hes literally the embodyment of love and purity. His beautiful long blonde hair that looks like liquid gold has me on a chokehold, his beautifully alluring blue eyes that reminds people of the ocean, and his beautiful name, the way i moan and whimper it just proves that we were meant to be and i was born to love him and he was born to love me, his fucking sexy ass voice makes him literally walking sex, he geta me so horny and riled UP holy shit i love this man AND HIS DAMN SMILE it is so fucking adorable i think i might actually die, if he was alive during the darkened days his smile would have automatically brought light to the entire solar system, his smile is as bright and as warm as the sun damn that smile just makes me wanna sit on his face and ride it like a fucking horse. BUT NOW WE GET ON FUCKING BUSINESS i want this man to rail me, cum in me, bend me over the kitchen island and give me backshots, i mean just imagine him giving you backshots- i want him to kiss me, smooch me, peck me, penetrate me, and the wat id suck that dick so hard the foreskin would probably fall right off, the way id suck the semen right out of his balls, the way id be an ENTIRE VACUUM CLEANER for this man damn like yes ill do the cooking, cleaning, raising the kids, do the groceries, run all fucking erands, just rail me until my legs dont even function anymore, paralize me with that dick, get me fucking pregnant man i love you. And also USE ME AS YOUR PERSONAL CUMDUMP UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES i dont give a FUCK if hes old and crusty and musty and he cant get hard anymore he can take those pills and get hard and ill be boucing up and down that dick like its a fucking trampoline park and spread my cheeks out so wide i split into two and turn into a mobius strip like what????? this man can do so many things to me man. In conclusion i want him to kiss and suck my lips, both of em and ill suck his dick, with or without pubes, clean or not idgaf if he hasnt showered or is covered in sweat ill still go down on that man and suck him dry and eat him like hes my last fucking meal, I want him to dominate and use me like a fucking slave working on the fields, i want him to objectify me like damn, self respect and feminism disappears from my body and brain the second i see him, when i see him i become a fucking wild rabid dog with rabies, like im foaming at the mouth violently vibrating at the sight of him, no not even sight, at the thought of him i just want to whip out a gun and shove it up my posay and pretend its his fire hard ass dick, i dont want him i need him hes a fucking nececity like water and oxygen i fucking love, want, need, am desparate for this man. I LOVE HIM WTF! hes a fucking majestic god in my eyes as im blessed at the sight of this heavenly creation of a man, god motherfucking damn i love him. Gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure whenever i see this man cause im so inlove with him and i physically can not live without him. I love you Steven Adler ! ❤️

I am not reading all that but someone else might

Kirk is gay…

Thank you for tagging me @twink4jaymz 🖤🖤🖤

I tag @ba11tongue111 and @ride-the-hammett 🖤🖤🖤

Pinterest tag game

I forgot who I got tagged by but thank you whoever it was lmao ❤️

first pin that shows up on your Pinterest when you search animal, hobby, tattoo, and celebrity crush.

I have decided to tag: @metallicames @suzdin @boydholbrook-fan @ilovewhiteroses @90shetfield @metalmaidenn @wizard-on-whales @mxtal-up-ur-ass and whoever would like to play as well

I saw a post once that said something along the lines of “I think some of you forget that Kirk Hammett is a real person. You’re fantasizing about him right now, but he‘s a real person living a real life. He could be pooping right now, and you’re being weird about him.” And I think about this and audibly chuckle every time I take a shit 😭

Not because I agree with it, because everyone knows that Kirk is actually a vampire… but because it’s funny as fuck 😭

Also everyone knows pretty princesses don’t poop 😂😂 silly fake Metallica fans!! 🤣🤣🙏🙏😏🤩😂😻🙏😻😻😕🔥😃💋👅🫀🧅🫀🥲👅🤯💚😭🤪🤪👅👅👅👅👅