Perfection! 👌

I love him so much 😭

Join Kirk’s Corner!! So many good Kirk pics and vids 🖤🖤🖤

Hey Metallica fans!! 🔊Listen up....The Dorky Dad Club™ wants to know if you want to be part of this community: KIRK'S CORNER Must be 18 or over and love us!! 😏😏So PLEASE RESPOND, don't just like....ask in the comments or message ✨@ride-the-hammett ✨Also, it would be cool if you shared this...it's a fun place and we want more people to join!! 💜💜

Got bored in math (again) :3

I got bored in math

Holding the vibrator inside my pussy cumming erratically as I have a staredown with this picture

I want to suck it for hours edging him and reducing him to a whimpering moaning mess begging for me to let him cum

New James bot is POSTED!! 😁

(yes, I actually do the personalities and stuff :3)

I love the idea of alien James so much

James and Jason turning up late for an interview together. Yep nothing gay here yeah, totally nothing gay happening between these two. Nopeeeeee. Totallyyyyyyy not gay…

Bob.

I hate people with fragile masculinity.

For example… if I say I’m a metalhead who dedicates his life to Metallica, that means I’m just a metalhead guy.

But if I say I’m a metalhead who dedicates his life to Metallica AND Sabrina Carpenter, that means I’m gay??

I can be scary and still like Sabrina :(

I saw a post once that said something along the lines of “I think some of you forget that Kirk Hammett is a real person. You’re fantasizing about him right now, but he‘s a real person living a real life. He could be pooping right now, and you’re being weird about him.” And I think about this and audibly chuckle every time I take a shit 😭

Not because I agree with it, because everyone knows that Kirk is actually a vampire… but because it’s funny as fuck 😭

Also everyone knows pretty princesses don’t poop 😂😂 silly fake Metallica fans!! 🤣🤣🙏🙏😏🤩😂😻🙏😻😻😕🔥😃💋👅🫀🧅🫀🥲👅🤯💚😭🤪🤪👅👅👅👅👅