I Need To Get Something Off Of My Chest. Now, I Understand That This Is A Very Controversial Topic In

I need to get something off of my chest. Now, I understand that this is a very controversial topic in this day and age, but I wanted to be completely transparent with my followers. What I’m about to say may completely wreck your view of me, but it has to be said. Fair warning.

The truth is, Abe Simpson is a DILFFF OMFG HE’S SOOO FINE LIKE ASFGSHGDBH I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR MEANINGLESS STORIES ABIE πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° YES OFC I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE ONION ON YOUR BELT AND HOW THAT WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§… YES OFC I’LL YELL AT CLOUDS WITH YOU ☁️☁️☁️ YES I’LL LISTEN TO YOU TALK ABOUT HOW THE KAISER STOLE YOUR WORD FOR TWENTY SO YOU CHASED HIM DOWN FOR DICKITY-SIX MILES 😭😭😭 ABIE I’LL VISIT YOU EVERY DAY AT THE OLD PEOPLE’S HOME πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ABRAHAM SIMPSON YOU’RE SO HOT PLEASE MARRY ME πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ«€πŸ«€πŸ«€πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ™πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…πŸ§…

That it all. Thank you for your time.

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3 months ago

I love Steven I fear this is too real

I LOVE STEVEN ADLER HES MY ONE AND ONLY i genuinly love this man so much i think im gonna die hes literally such a sweetheart, cutie pie, pookie dookie, honeysuckle, babe, gentleman im so in love i think we're soulmates and my last words will be a sweet whisper of his name, i was born to love him to death. Im biting off my own fucking skin i love this man so much hes literally the embodyment of love and purity. His beautiful long blonde hair that looks like liquid gold has me on a chokehold, his beautifully alluring blue eyes that reminds people of the ocean, and his beautiful name, the way i moan and whimper it just proves that we were meant to be and i was born to love him and he was born to love me, his fucking sexy ass voice makes him literally walking sex, he geta me so horny and riled UP holy shit i love this man AND HIS DAMN SMILE it is so fucking adorable i think i might actually die, if he was alive during the darkened days his smile would have automatically brought light to the entire solar system, his smile is as bright and as warm as the sun damn that smile just makes me wanna sit on his face and ride it like a fucking horse. BUT NOW WE GET ON FUCKING BUSINESS i want this man to rail me, cum in me, bend me over the kitchen island and give me backshots, i mean just imagine him giving you backshots- i want him to kiss me, smooch me, peck me, penetrate me, and the wat id suck that dick so hard the foreskin would probably fall right off, the way id suck the semen right out of his balls, the way id be an ENTIRE VACUUM CLEANER for this man damn like yes ill do the cooking, cleaning, raising the kids, do the groceries, run all fucking erands, just rail me until my legs dont even function anymore, paralize me with that dick, get me fucking pregnant man i love you. And also USE ME AS YOUR PERSONAL CUMDUMP UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES i dont give a FUCK if hes old and crusty and musty and he cant get hard anymore he can take those pills and get hard and ill be boucing up and down that dick like its a fucking trampoline park and spread my cheeks out so wide i split into two and turn into a mobius strip like what????? this man can do so many things to me man. In conclusion i want him to kiss and suck my lips, both of em and ill suck his dick, with or without pubes, clean or not idgaf if he hasnt showered or is covered in sweat ill still go down on that man and suck him dry and eat him like hes my last fucking meal, I want him to dominate and use me like a fucking slave working on the fields, i want him to objectify me like damn, self respect and feminism disappears from my body and brain the second i see him, when i see him i become a fucking wild rabid dog with rabies, like im foaming at the mouth violently vibrating at the sight of him, no not even sight, at the thought of him i just want to whip out a gun and shove it up my posay and pretend its his fire hard ass dick, i dont want him i need him hes a fucking nececity like water and oxygen i fucking love, want, need, am desparate for this man. I LOVE HIM WTF! hes a fucking majestic god in my eyes as im blessed at the sight of this heavenly creation of a man, god motherfucking damn i love him. Gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure whenever i see this man cause im so inlove with him and i physically can not live without him. I love you Steven Adler ! ❀️

I am not reading all that but someone else might

1 month ago
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1 month ago

James and Jason turning up late for an interview together. Yep nothing gay here yeah, totally nothing gay happening between these two. Nopeeeeee. Totallyyyyyyy not gay…

1 month ago

I hate people with fragile masculinity.

For example… if I say I’m a metalhead who dedicates his life to Metallica, that means I’m just a metalhead guy.

But if I say I’m a metalhead who dedicates his life to Metallica AND Sabrina Carpenter, that means I’m gay??

I can be scary and still like Sabrina :(


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10 months ago
Bob.

Bob.

3 months ago
Happy Thursday The 20th

happy Thursday the 20th

1 month ago

James in overalls πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯

METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)

METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)
METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)
METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)
METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)
METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)
METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)
1 month ago

I saw a post once that said something along the lines of β€œI think some of you forget that Kirk Hammett is a real person. You’re fantasizing about him right now, but heβ€˜s a real person living a real life. He could be pooping right now, and you’re being weird about him.” And I think about this and audibly chuckle every time I take a shit 😭

Not because I agree with it, because everyone knows that Kirk is actually a vampire… but because it’s funny as fuck 😭

Also everyone knows pretty princesses don’t poop πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ silly fake Metallica fans!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ™πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜»πŸ™πŸ˜»πŸ˜»πŸ˜•πŸ”₯πŸ˜ƒπŸ’‹πŸ‘…πŸ«€πŸ§…πŸ«€πŸ₯²πŸ‘…πŸ€―πŸ’šπŸ˜­πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…


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1 month ago

Gay ass

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