“no Pressure”

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

THANK YOU, RYAN BERGARA AND SHANE MADEJ! Buzzfeed Unsolved (2016 - 2021)

the bob's burgers movie was SO GOOD I need to see it again immediately. the score and songs were amazing and the animation was slick as hell too. when people talk about their comfort shows like that is Bob's Burgers for me. I'm so proud to see them on the big screen! go burger people!!!!

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

1500+ drawings later, i finally finished animating a cruel summer lyric video!

Jennifer Coolidge in a Tokusatsu themed photoshoot directed by Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, photographed by Lenne Chai, for W Magazine

"She pours it all into the dance, every moment of sexual tension she’s been desperately trying to hold back, letting her desire stretch and be matched and stoked by Kara’s. And it is matched – she can feel Kara’s longing enveloping her, caressing her like a physical touch with every severe beat they hit together."

From @jazzfordshire dancing with the stars AU

Ok, so I've been working on that one since ch7 was released, so almost 4 months now? Who knows, time is a weird soup. I originally wanted to do the dip at the end, but then I saw that and knew I had to make it supercorp.

For this sexy dance, I have exactly 69 frames of animation (a very happy coincidence), so with colour layer and highlights, it came about to 207 of individual drawn frames (not including editing). So it took me a bit longer than I thought it would, but totally worth it ;)

Thank you Jazz for this blessing of a fic!

Btw I do commissions: )

Quick supercorp on my sketchbook

You don’t have to love your body