-William Wordsworth

Gwyn: How many Illyrian males does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Azriel:

Cassian:

Gwyn: Three. One to hold the mirror, one to admire his muscles, and one to screw in the lightbulb.

Azriel:

Cassian:

Nesta: Accurate.

I want to be reading fanfic, not writing it. Unfortunately, I want to be reading very specific fanfic which I will in fact first have to write.

TigerTales9 Masterlist

All fics are 18+

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Anticipation Mini-Series

Anticipation / Anticipation II / Anticipation III

Anticipation IV / Anticipation V / Anticipation VI

Anticipation VII

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Hard Reset Series

Hard Reset / Hard Reset II / Hard Reset III

Hard Reset IV / Hard Reset V / Hard Reset VI

Hard Reset VII / Hard Reset VIII / Hard Reset IX

Hard Reset X / Hard Reset Update / Another Update

Hard Reset XI / Quick Update / Hard Reset XII

Hard Reset XIII / Hard Reset XIV / Hard Reset XV

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Everything Else

This list is in chronological order newest to oldest.

Wrapped Around Your Fingers

Weak Resistance

Give & Take

Déjà vu / Déjà vu II

Sink or Swim

Good Clean Fun

Ice Ice Baby

Trouble When You Walked In

Appetizer / Main Course

Who's the Boss?

More Than Anything / More Than Anything II

QB1 / QB1 - Part 2 / QB1 - Part 3

Necessary Roughness / Necessary Roughness II

Weathering the Storm

Naughty and Nice

Calling Audibles

Sex and Candy

The Stroke of Midnight

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

"An hour spent reading is one stolen from paradise."

–Thomas Wharton

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