You Don't Need A "WIFE". What You NEED Is A Beautiful Priestess Of The Old Religion To Lead You Down

Cover for Ray Bradbury's : 'The Autumn People' by Frank Frazetta, 1975.

Turned Mary Oliver's poem, Wild Geese, into a picture book!

A personal project for the summer.

When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”

Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing

Self portrait, 50 years from now (idealized)

my three favourite genders of podcast protag: Can Never Do Anything Wrong Ever™, Oh God They Do So Much Wrong And I Hope They Get Worse™, and Miserable Wet Cat Begrudgingly Discovers Friendship™

The Fae that trapped you in a Groundhog Day-style time loop is extremely frustrated that you’re taking advantage of the situation to just sleep all day, every day.

Submitted by Anon

Muppet King Arthur is the third Muppet "fairy tale" comic book adaptation. It was written by Paul Benjamin and Patrick Storck with art by Dave Álvarez for the first issue and James Silvani in issues 2 through 4. "A" cover art is provided by David Petersen with "B" cover art by Álvarez on issues 1 and 2, and Silvani on issue #3 and 4. All four issues have a limited edition "C" cover by Amy Mebberson, available through Jetpack Comics.

King Arthur - Kermit the Frog Morgan le Fey (later Morgana le Fey) - Miss Piggy Sir Sam of Eagle - Sam the Eagle Mordred - Robin the Frog The Lady of the Lake - Janice Merlin the Magician - Rowlf the Dog Sir Percival - Fozzie Bear Sir Lancelot - Gonzo Lady Guinevere - Camilla the Chicken Sir Gawain - Animal

By this logic, Sir Galahad is Pepe.