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hwat is the difference between witch and wizard? surely it cant be gender... what is your thinking oh evil one? what makes you a wizard?

if the universe is an ocean, magic is like the tides. witches, being wise, sail in the direction the tide is flowing—wizards, being far too clever to be wise, sail directly against the tide; just to see what happens

all the “cynical” characters trying to ride off Daria’s success don’t understand that the thing that made daria morgendorffer bearable as a character is that she had a mean streak about her but when it showed itself and she hurt someone’s feelings, even her bratty sister who the show doesn’t show sympathy towards often, it’s treated as a FLAW IN HER CHARACTER. all these characters that get to be cruel to people under the guise of cynicism could never 

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

Gaussian Blur is an oversimplification, Damon Albarn is the only member who was born in Gaussia.

i love consuming media and making little things about it

ok apparently one of the d/smp members died of cancer so im going to make this known now

-terminal illness is not divine punishment or "deserved" -cancer jokes aren't funny

thanks. i hate d/smp i hate all of the members but lets not dip our toes into "righteous ableism" right before disability month yeah