Milfmojo

Found this beauty while looking at my art from grade 9

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NO…NO!!!!!!

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU!

Certified dungeon meshi moment

I was looking for a steam trash game that realseased recently and joke about how a piece of garbage had higher priority but I may have found the greatest videogame know to humankind

literally fell out of my seat reading this. what the hell is happening

Some Yveltal sketches (curated from my main blog, there's some lore in the tags if you're interested.)

milo and tanu

So there's this person I cannot meet. I mean, they're in the same social circles as me. They're only 4-5 years younger than me. We have mutual friends. We've been invited to the same parties. But I refuse to meet them for one simple reason.

I fucked their parents when I was 21. I met them both at a sex club and hooked up with both their mom and dad, twice my age at the time. Now this means this person I've never met, I avoid. Because I figure if I meet them one of two things will happen.

1. I will tell them about fucking their parents. This seems uncouth to me. Like, why would they want to know that??

2. I DON'T tell them I fucked their parents. This seems disingenuous to me. Like, I'd be withholding information they should have before getting to know me.

So, I keep slight tabs on their online life and try to make sure never to be at the same place as them.

I've told a few people this who are completely unattached to the situation and mostly they tell me I should try and sleep with this person, but that sounds like it could be a huge big deal and I just don't want to have that much awkwardness in my life.

oh my god