When You See Ur Squad While You Out With Your Parents

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

this changes everything oh my god

Ahh, it’s back

“ I have had like three people recently tell me that I’m 13 even though I’m turning 20 in August. The first one was a waitress that gave me clam chowder. The second was a man on an airplane that gave me cranberry juice [rubbing paint roller on face] “ And the third was just now at Home Depot with my mom. And so we went into the line, and I was holding this big thing of plywood, and she was holding this tube, but the didn’t have a tag on it. So she was like, “ Oh I’m gonna go back to the shelf and get one with a tag on it. And he said, “ Oh.” And kinda looked at her like, ‘How are you gonna leave this infant here in line, alone.’ But he let her do it, and he said,”Okay,  I’ll guess I’ll wait to ring you up then.” And I said, “ Nope. I’ve got money.” And he looked at me like,“Wow you have money?” And I was like, “ Yeah.” So he pressed the cash button, and I said, “ No, I have a credit card.” He was like, “ How do you have a credit card? You’re so young! You’re like 13!” [driver seat begins to slowly descend backwards] I was like, “ Yeah. I got a credit card.”[emotionlessly] “ Wow. That’s so amazing that you have a credit card. That’s so crazy cuz you’re so young. Wow. A credit card. Wow.”

[Music playing faintly in background]

“Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)

Troy Bolton returns to East High