What R They Doing??? Bro Is A Locust Borer?? In Their Natural Habitat??? Eating Goldenrod Flowers??????

Dr. Pepper is obviously non-binary it isn’t even up for debate ngl

ocd is like this

Gonna merge my car into yours in the parking lot hope that’s okay

It’s economically viable to run off and make it in the woods for as long as you can

Bringing this back

How the gas station clerks look at me when I ask if they got any menthol Juul in stock

I am Microsoft Excel if it were a trans girl

Walking around a place with a large hawk population you’re going to see missing cat posters and you just have to shake your head :/

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

It’s not that I don’t like seeing naked hot trans babes on my timeline but not once did I go out of my way to see this wth is this algorithm man lol

Going to CVS/Walgreens and hitting every single button for help I come across