ARISTEMO IS GETTING MARRIED Y'ALL!!!!

Syd: *To Miles* You and Fraser are cute together

Miles: Aw thanks Syd

Syd: But you’re not as cute as Jacob and Stan

Miles: *Sighing* I know

A little video I made regarding the headcanon of Raj being the NoCo son.

Since @birdie-ghost insists on continuously hurting us w the angst, here’s a wholesome drawing of the Fitz-Aftons

Langa: Wait, Reki, are you Mexican?

Reki: ...

Reki: Langa, whenever we go to Joe's restaurant I order Mexican food, when you come to my house, my mother always listens to music in Spanish, I curse in Spanish, I made you a Tres Leches cake for your birthday, I cried with you when Carmen Salinas died... I have a Mexican flag in my room.

Langa: I thought you just liked traveling.

Imagine a sitcom that deals with a gay marriage(Bill Hader & Andy Samberg) that has problems when one of them confesses to the other who slept with his best friend(Kristen Wiig) 15 years ago and that as a result a child(Finn Wolfhard) was born and everything would be the problem of the 4 living together because The woman and the son lost their home.

Reki introducing his friends to his Mexican family:

Reki: Él es Langa, mi güerito bonito.

Reki: El chaparro es Miya, el morro castroso.

Reki: El viejo de allí es Hiromi, el quedado.

Reki: Y los dos de allá que se estan peleando son Kaoru y Kojiro, yo les digo la Fresa y el Guacamole.

Langa, Miya, Hiromi, Kaoru and Kojiro: *Smiling without knowing what Reki said about them*

Jacob: Spell "me*

Stanley: M - E

Jacob: You forgot the D

Stanley: What? There is no D in me

Jacob: Not yet

happy final destination day!

When he first arrived at Merlin Academy, Morgie carried a pocket watch that was given to him by his mother. However, he stopped carrying it when James became his roommate and he found out about James' trauma with the Neverland crocodile.

On his first day at school, James didn't say anything, but when he heard Morgie's clock ticking he panicked and almost screamed at Smee for help, but instead he ran out of the room leaving Morgie talking to himself. He returned hours later, but didn't explain anything to Morgie, who didn't insist any more.

James spent a week without sleeping well because of the ticking of Morgie's watch and it wasn't until young Le Fay noticed it completely that he asked him if something bad was happening and after much talk James ended up confessing his fear of the ticking of a crocodile that always follows him in Neverland. Morgie understood this and kept the watch in one of his suitcases until he was able to find a spell that silenced the watch.

From that moment on, Morgie makes sure that the nearby clocks do not trigger James' panic.

Stanley: How much did you spend on this date?

Jacob: $1400. But all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Stanley: ...