Everyday I Think Of Instant Gratification Monkey

No random abled person, you're not actually wishing that you HAD to stay in bed, you're wishing that you COULD. And you're not wishing that you COULDN'T work no matter how important, you're wishing that you had THE OPTION not to

THAT WAS SUCH AN INSANE SHOT, WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT?!

Right ?! They should be celebrating 😂 I hope he goes on to do everything they’ve voted for…….isn’t that the point ????

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

Cockring Ken found while I was doll hunting today!

The little kitten insists upon grooming me when I pet him. He’s like oh you groom me do not worry I groom you too. Big sandpaper tongue on your arm.

Yes baby that tiny amount of licking you’re doing on my thumb is making a world of difference thank you

My roman empire

genuinely one of the worst experiences is recognizing when something IS ableist but not being able to articulate that it is without someone saying shit like "omg you people can't do anything"