Robin!Jason: I Wonder If Different Brands Of Shampoo Taste Different

the old times

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

He had known, bone-deep, that he could not depend on anyone else. Now, it feels like the world has blossomed out around him. Around all of them. There is a future, now. There are people who care.

Now, Damian feels like every inhale goes deeper, and every exhale leaves more behind.

u ever dig up your best friend’s grave while listening to the playlist he made u, intending to harvest his dna to clone in a lab later

inspired by the beginning of Cloning (In Theory) by cherrycola94 (@bikoncon on tunglr) bg lyrics are from “where is my mind” by the pixies

Yeonjun, Beomgyu, and Taehyun’s relationship and connection in the lore is so interesting to me

Zhong Chenle, Number Two

The ability to manipulate trajectory.

“Kindness is not what you do, but who you are.”

Fic

god please take every traumatic incident i had as a younger sibling and give it to tim drake

Intro post of sorts I guess

Arrow or Cedar or Hubris

25

he/they

I’d rather you not follow me if you’re younger than 18, but I’m not your dad. I just post stuff I don’t want minors seeing and don’t have the time or energy to block them all. Either way, if you’re a minor and I don’t follow you back, nothing personal.

I post mostly team fortress 2 with a little bit of maximum ride, hunter x hunter, and yugioh sprinkled in for flavor.

“Hey Arrow did you know you posted that post with scout and pyro smoking weed 50 times in a row?”

Yeah. You’re welcome.

Grass grows: tag for asks related to scout weed anxiety

My tagging system is fucked up so have at thee or whatever:

Terrifiedofjudgement: any post made by me

Nottobeconfusedwithask: ask posts

NTBSOMB: vent tag. Usually gets cleared out pretty fast but for blacklist purposes.

Artstuffs: my personal art tag. You’ll probably see the posts first if you follow @avi-arts, bc I forget to reblog them here all the time.

This be an oc tag: sketch or WIP oc art

This be an oc tag!: (note the exclamation point) finished oc art

I also tag ocs individually, mostly Avi, Lee, Will, and Skylar

Full list of links and other things can be found here, in my full about, but these are the basics for a pinned post.

Oh, speaking of which. I’m very not normal about maximum ride, so I’ve collected all of the books, manga, and the movie and compiled it into a Google drive, which can be found here.

Welcome to the

I wrote this one about a year ago? Two now? It’s not Bomika but it has all the team being concerned about Bose!

couldn’t win, fighting, bleeding, losing, and now I’m sick of it

Danger Force Head canons

(If you recognize these it’s bc I posted them before I accidentally DELETED MY ENTIRE BLOG😭)

Bose calls Henry to talk about his parental problems a lot

Mika does her own hair and occasionally does Miles’ too

Sometimes Miles and Mika have to sleep in the same room to ensure they’re both still there and okay

Miles has multiple places only he knows about and that he occasionally teleports to just to get some time away

Bose occasionally has trouble setting boundaries leading to the others’ unintentionally hurting him

In the opposite direction Chapa occasionally preemptively sets too many boundaries causing the others to accidentally exclude her

Miles runs late to things a lot of the time because he constantly thinks, “It’ll only take me a second to get there!” even if he’s meant to already be there

Mika drinks tea almost every night to soothe her throat preemptively

Chapa makes most of her own clothes but Miles can sew better than she can

Mika struggles to meet the expectations she has set for herself, often leading to burnout and breakdowns

Miles often struggles with how his interpersonal values conflict with beating up criminals all the time

Due to going to school together and fighting crime together all four kids quickly become codependent

Chapa sometimes has to spend hours or days to herself just to get away from all the stress being a superhero causes

Bose was the first of them to get seriously hurt on a mission, forcing him on bed rest for a week, and off active field duty for at least a month

It was the first time the others really realized that one day this job may kill them

A few villains retired after Kid Danger “died” and more are extra careful with how they treat Danger Force, just in case

As the kids get older they spend a lot of time making up on the schoolwork they missed when they were younger

As the kids get older they get more and more disillusioned with the whole superhero gimmick

They all quit being sidekicks like Henry did although at different times

Miles quits first, deciding he’s ready for a more peaceful approach

Chapa quits next, feeling constrained by Ray and like she’s ready to be an adult

Bose leaves after her, more peacefully than the other two but not without at least one screaming match

Mika lasts the longest but eventually has to leave to go to college and live her life

Ray often wonders if taking in more sidekicks was truly a good idea

Schwoz loves the kids as though they’re his own

He often gives them money (that he may or may not have taken from Ray) to allow them to go out like normal teenagers

If Bose overuses his powers he can get migraines occasionally resulting in nose bleeds and on the worst days nausea

The first time it happened he threw up and fainted

It was terrifying for everyone to witness

If Mika overuses her powers she loses her voice for about a week and can’t super scream for even longer

The overuse will make her throat swell as well, causing her to have difficulty breathing

It’s extremely painful and the only thing the others can do is give her medicine and make her soothing drinks

When Miles overuses his powers he gets extreme vertigo.

He’s also often nauseous making it near impossible to move.

It’s disconcerting and no one's ever sure how long it will last.

When Chapa overuses her powers her hands and other extremities go numb

She can still summon lightning but she has no control over the output or direction it goes leading it to be dangerous for everyone around her

She usually just has to carry around insulation gloves and wait for her hands to regain feeling