Mon1kasenpai - Jodie/Mon1ka Also Ellie I Guess Lol

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

My friend judy (@cubiejudy) in a nutshell:

This is the best email I’ve gotten all year

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season