This Joke Has Definitely Been Done Before But It'll Never Not Be Funny To Me ✌️

Hats off to Storm form the overwhelming amount of angst and gay drama she’s gonna have to deal with while stranded in time with Wolverine and Morph.

Godspeed, queen.

😌only facts

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It's all my friend and I could think about during this scene! Sorry....not sorry >w>

part 3, commissioned by @wizardwisenmore !

part 1 part 2

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crack

Cedric: What did you want to tell me, Harry?

Harry: Have my babies

Cedric: ...

Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons

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McGonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?

Ron: *kicks down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels*

Ron: It's me, bitches.

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Ron: My dad sent you this to help with the second task

Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*

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Harry: Can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?

Sirius: *stares at Harry blankly while the Mii theme plays*

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*Quidditch world cup*

Arthur: Hey, where's Percy?

Harry: I'll go check

*five minutes later*

Harry, traumatized: He's fucking my old Quidditch captain

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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

*later*

Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed

I'm loving that Skybound Thundercracker just wanted some progress and in comes Shockwave with the most comically diabolical dogma imaginable

Meanwhile Soundwave is going hard with the delusions

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

[I’ll use your pronouns.]

my friend, seeing my tumblr account: there is any ship here that isn't gay?

me: we don't do that here

credit to @/nuwandavision on twitter