My Favorite Actor In This Picture Is The One Who Has Also Played A Beleaguered Dad Named Joel Who Gets

The two types of babygirls

Beefy Himbo too good too pure for this world and Psychopathic war criminal

And he's so real for that

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

This is so true. Will Graham is so Hozier coded

​hannibal nbc stimulates all the same parts of my brain as hozier’s lyrics

it's the way, "despite himself, lawrence's stern, even tone has the effect of settling adam a little," it's the way adam hid that photo from lawrence, worried it would destabilize him, it's the way adam needs lawrence to be calm because he's struggling to suppress his own panic, it's the way lawrence feels secure when he's in control and the only thing he can do is talk to adam, calm him down. it's the codependency. it's the way adam needs lawrence to be okay, the way lawrence needs adam to be okay, so they themselves can be okay. it's the way adam admits, "i need you to get us out of here, i need you." it's the way, even after being shot, even after lawrence had told him he has to die so he can save his family and tried to kill him with that bullet, that adam still manages to muster his strength; the way he attacks zep to protect lawrence, to protect himself, bludgeoning him with the lid of the cistern with a raging vengeance that isn't just his own, but lawrence's too. it's the way lawrence has to stop him. it's the way adam begs him to stay, the way he asks, "are we going to be okay?" and the way adam needs so desperately for them both to escape from this hell together.

Something about the night changing.

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

stranger things s4 vol1 be like: this is nancy and her boyfriends johnathan and steve (who are also boyfriends) and her girlfriend robin and steve’s boyfriend eddie and johnathan’s boyfriend argyle and here is el and her boyfriend mike and his boyfriend will and her girlfriend max and max’s boyfriend lucas

Hi, do you have any fortune teller or similar fics? Ideally they'd be medium length but I don't really mind. Thank you in advance!

Thank you for the unique ask, friend! The Librarian found a variety of fics for this list featuring tarot reading, palmistry, future visions in dreams, etc. The fics are listed in descending word length order so you can find the right fit! Also linked are two related lists in case you need ever more.

Wolfstar + Strange Magic

Witchy/Paranormal Wolfstar Fics

🔮 Wolfstar + Fortune Tellers 🔮

The Killing Moon by @kattlupin 23k words

After a lifetime of dreaming of another mans life, Sirius finds himself in a race against time to find and save the man from the tragic fate that has befallen him in each of his previous lives.

Runes by @yumenouveau 21k words

In 1860 Hogwarts is a prestigious and diverse learning environment filled with bright young minds and forward thinking wizards. When Remus takes a job teaching Herbology, an incredibly annoying yet roguishly handsome Professor Sirius Black has inexplicably taken a keen interest in him. For whatever reason he can't seem to say no to this man and finds himself surrounded by friends and companionship for the first time in his life. But something mysterious is happening under the castle eves and Remus and Sirius take it upon themselves to discover an evil hiding in plain sight.

Grimsfall by @remus-john-lupin 11k words

There is a legend in the old city of Grimsfall that a large, black creature used to emerge from the forest at night, and anyone who met its gaze would be driven to madness before the thing dragged them into the depths of hell.

The Warrior by olivier_dathos 9k words

When Sirius receives a prophecy everything changes.

Star-Crossed -orphaned account 6k words

When Lily talks Sirius into a tarot card reading, at best he's expecting nothing. He certainly didn't expect the cutest bloke he's ever seen. And he certainly didn't expect to get all the answers--even ones he hadn't realised he was looking for.

The Art of Palmistry by @elixirsoflife 3k words

A finger traces one of the lines on his palm, making him jump. The boy pays it no mind, saying, “This is your happiness line. It starts a little late but coincides with the beginning of your love line here.” He presses down on the line parallel to it. Remus’ pulse jumps. “You’re not in love, are you?” he asks abruptly. I think I’m about to be, Remus thinks absurdly. (Alternatively: Remus, a sceptic, goes to get his palm read by a fortune teller. Panic ensues.)

Magic by @neondomino 3k words

Fortune Teller AU! Sirius see's Remus' future when Remus comes in for a reading, and it includes him.

Madam Marlene and the Six of Cups by @fforsythiaaa 2k

“Don’t look so nervous, Lupin. I’m not going to predict your time of death or something.” “I didn’t think you would.” He pulled his sleeves down over his hands, looking nervous that Marlene was going to predict his time of death or something. Marlene reads Tarot for Sirius and Remus, and it tells them what they already know.

heartlines by @persephhoney 1k words

Sirius’ hands were something Remus had noticed about him first.

mullet obi-wan kenobi is the best thing in this world

Me: The Kenobi series comes out in a month.

The well intentioned fool I roped into this conversation: Oh? That’s cool. Are you excited?

Me: Loads. He’s my favorite character in the franchise and basically all of fiction. I’ve been waiting for this show for a decade.

Them: That’s exciting for you! It makes sense to be excited. Is there anyway you’re looking forward to?

Me: Emotional devastation mostly.

Them: But with a happy ending I’m sure.

Me: Nope.

Them: But don’t you want nice things for your favorite character?

Me: Nah...I hope he’s absolutely traumatized in the series. More trauma than anyone can be expected to endure. Infinite sadness...you get it.

Them: No. I don’t think I do. I don’t think anyone does...to be clear this is your favorite character?

Me: Oh absolutely. Number 1 comfort character actually.

Them:

Them:

Them:

Them: ...would you like me to call someone?