THAT'S SUPER AWSOME!!! 🤩😁😎👌

Alexios vs. Siren head

Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.

Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.

Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.

Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.

Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.

Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!

Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!

Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-

*tornado siren goes off in the distance*

Desmond: guys...

*heavy footsteps come marching closer*

Ezio: uh oh...

*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*

Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!

Desmond: everybody run!!!

They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.

Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.

Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.

Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.

Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!

Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.

Altair: oh boy...

Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!

Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!

Desmond: 0_0

Altair: 0_0

Ezio: 0_0

Kassandra: 0_0

Siren head: 😥

Desmond: oh geez

Siren head goes and cries by a tree.

Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.

Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. 👌 and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.

I'M SO DANG CLOSE TO GETTING HIM!!!

But I need heros with up to 1000 + power level 😭

But luckily I think I have a few aces in the hole thanks to those DNA fragments I collected 🧬

So I still have a shot 🤩

Then I'll have my two favorite AC characters in my creed 🦅🖌👌

I shall poke you with a knife until it tickles!

Sorry, I'm 70% light in this form.

Silly crossover 🙃

Altair is unfortunately stuck with Alastor for a little while.

Altair’s advice: don't go making deals with demons...

I. AM. IN MISSERY~🎶! 😇😈🪧

Soooo recently, I've gotten into good omens and uuuuh...

I'm in pain.

Misery, if you will.

I blame my friend @totetaube for this 🥲

Assassin's creed Lost in modern ages

Jealousy Pt .2

It was the next day, Desmond and Altair were sitting on the couch next to each other. Altair was reading a novel while Desmond was reading a superhero-based comic. Rebecca and Shaun were sitting at the dining room table watching them a far while Connor, Jacob, Ezio, and Leonardo were talking with one another close by, all while Ezio continues staring at Altair and Desmond.

Rebecca: Aw, Shaun look at those two, it's like watching two twin brothers bonding with each other.

Shaun: you say brothers, I say experimental clones gone wrong.

Rebecca: oh stop it, Shaun they're just reading.

Shaun: exactly, so if you're making a big deal out of this then so will I. I mean just look at them.

A shot of Altair and Desmond just... reading their things.

Shaun: their facial expressions right now look almost bloody identical... some of their expressions.

Rebecca: I still think it's cute, it's not often we get to see Altair actually "bond" with any of the others.

Shaun: ya we'll I still say a cloning experiment gone wrong.

Leonardo: -so then turns out you can't use metal thin cables as a substitute for rubber covered wires, though luckily the man didn't hurt himself too badly, I was almost given a fright when he got shocked, he seemed ok afterward, but I think I learned something new after- ... Ezio?

Ezio: *staring at Altair and Desmond* . . .

Leonardo: Ezio?

Ezio: . . .

Leonardo: ...? *taps on Ezio's shoulder* Ezio are you even listening to me?

Ezio: *snaps out of it* hm? Oh, sorry Leonardo, you were saying about the wires?

Leonardo: Ezio you have been acting very strange since yesterday, is something wrong?

Ezio: I'm fine Leonardo, just have a lot on my mind right now.

Connor: are you sure? Cause you were staring at Altair and Desmond for an odd and uncomfortably long time yesterday and you're continuing to do so today. You might as well just tell us what's going on cause this is getting ridiculous.

Jacob: Heh! maybe he's jealous that those two hang out a lot.

Ezio: I am not!!!

Jacob: ... I was just joking, calm down.

Connor: ... Ezio, your getting kind of defensive about this.

Ezio: I'm not getting defensive, I'm simply pointing out the fact that I'm not jealous of Altair spending more time with Desmond than Desmond does with me.

Connor: ...

Leonardo: ...

Jacob: ... *snickers* oh my god you are jealous of Altair aren't you!

Ezio: what!? Me!? Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Jealous!? Nonsense!

Leonardo: well what you just said was oddly specific for someone who claims they're not jealous of someone else.

Connor: and you're not doing that good of a job hiding that fact.

Ezio: ... so... what if I am.

Leonardo: Ezio there is no need to be jealous, you're a family as a whole. There is no need to feel this way.

Jacob: Ya, I mean so what if they look the same, act the same, share the same favorite activities, and-

Connor: *puts a hand over Jacob's mouth* exactly, Leonardo. Besides Desmond cares for each and every one of us equally. Trust me, you're only setting yourself up for something that's going to end badly for you and Desmond.

Jacob: ... *licks Connors hand*

Connor: *flinches away in disgust* Ew gross Jacob!

Jacob: >=P

Ezio: *sighs* maybe you guys are right... maybe I'm just letting this get to me.

Leonardo: bene, glad we put a stop to this, before things got any worse.

Suddenly Desmond's phone starts to go off, as he puts his comic book down and pulls out his smartphone. He has a small surprised look on his face when he saw the contact on his phone.

Connor: ...

Leonardo: ...

Jacob: ...

Desmond: ... hey I'll be right back, I gotta take this. *gets up*

Altair: *nods at him*

Desmond: *heads outside to the front*

Connor: ... *sighs with nervous laughter* for a second I thought something bad was gonna happen to set this whole thing into chaos...

Leonardo: *nervous laughter* Si.

Jacob: ya that was a close one... so who do you think called Desmond?

Ezio: *shrugs*

Ezio, Connor, and Jacob walked over to one of the front windows and peeked through the curtains as they watched Desmond answer the phone and put it up to his ear as he seems like he's saying hello, and then letting who was on the other line speak. Desmond then speaks, unsure of what he is saying from the window. A few seconds into the conversation he seemed confused at first, then changed to an excited and happy expression. It didn't last long however as his facial expression began to slowly morph from joy to disappointed, pacing back and forth, as he starts talking again.

Jacob: ... who do you think he's talking to?

Connor: I don't know...

Ezio: whoever they are... whatever they're telling Desmond is making him a bit... upset.

Leonardo: are they? By how much?

Desmond seems to look stressed as the Isu lines on his right charcoal black arm and eyes begin to glow a bright gold as he shouted an audible-

Desmond: WHY!? Why can't you ever just-! *takes in a deep breath in and out*

Desmond calms himself down till his arm stopped glowing, his right eye however still held a dim glow, as he continues the call, his voice goes back to quiet.

Connor: ... really upset...

Leonardo: oh my...

Ezio: ...

Jacob: ... wow...

As Desmond slows down his pacing he finally comes to a stop and he hangs up the phone. The three quickly sprung away from the window back where they were standing and glanced away when the door opened to let a very upset Desmond inside.

Rebecca: ... you ok Desmond?

Desmond: . . .

Shaun: um... earth to Desmond?

Altair: *glances over Desmond, with his golden eye visibly showing from his hood*

Desmond: ... *takes in a deep breath then exhales* ya... *his eye stops glowing completely* I'm fine. . . hey uh... Altair?

Altair: *turns over fully to Desmond* yes?

Desmond: uh... do you want to go see a movie later? Cause I got an extra ticket to go see one and uh... he-

Altair: he bailed on you last minute... again?

Desmond: ... *nods yes*

Altair: *sighs* Alright, I'll get my things ready, just tell me when we're able to go and I'll be ready.

Desmond: cool, movie starts at one. Sorry if it's a bit of a short notice.

Ezio: . . .

Altair: *marks his book and closes it* It's fine Desmond. We'll meet back in the living in an hour and a half. Will you ok driving?

Desmond: I think I'll be ok.

Altair: *nods then heads up stairs*

Shaun: ... wwwhat was that all about?

Desmond: nothing important. *goes into the kitchen to get his keys for his motorcycle*

Rebecca: you sure? That yelling outside didn't sound like "nothing important". Sounded super important, at least to you anyway.

Desmond: It's all sorted out now becs. *grabs his keys* don't worry about it. *starts walking towards the door* Anyways, I'm heading to the gas station to get movie snacks, cause the prices for theater snacks are, sh*****t. Later *heads out the door*

Connor: ... that was... something?

Leonardo: well Desmond hasn't been feeling all that well as of late.

Jacob: you've talked to him lately?

Leonardo: mhm, I have, I always ask everyone how they are doing.

Connor: so what's been with him?

Leonardo: things haven't been going so well for him for these past three months for him. He keeps saying he'll be fine soon enough... but I don't think much has changed, if not slightly worsen.

Jacob: how come?

Leonardo: I'm not sure. He refuses to tell me the key reasoning behind it. All I know is that he's been feeling down for the past months, for his personal life, and that's all he told me.

Connor: *sighs* Desmond probably has a lot on his plate, that phone call was probably something important.

Jacob: Maybe he just needs a bit of cheering up! Right Ezio- ...

Ezio: O_O . . .

Jacob: oh bloody hell.

Leonardo: Ezio... we just went over this.

Ezio: . . .

Connor: Ezio, what's-

Ezio: HE INVITED HIM TO A MOVIE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! AND OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, HE PICKED ALTAIR TO SEE IT!?!? WHY!?!?

Connor: Ezio calm down!

Leonardo: easy amigo!

Jacob: it's not that big of a deal!

Ezio: Not that big of a deal!?!? It's a huge deal! A massive one at that!

Shaun: what are you all yelling about!?!?

Connor: Ezio's jealous of Altair because Desmond's been hanging out with him more often than him.

Jacob: ya Ezio's jelly, cause Desmond is around Altair more.

Leonardo: and- ...

Jacob: ... what?

Leonardo: jelly?

Jacob: ya that's what I said he's jelly, that Altair is spending more time with Desmond. Ezio's jelly. Jelly~.

Leonardo: ... never in my life have I ever heard anyone, use jelly, as an alternative word for jealous.

Jacob: I know right! I just heard it a while back, and I found it really hilarious, so I started using it myself and-

Rebecca: uh, guys.

Leonardo: hm?

Jacob: what?

Rebecca: Ezio's gone...

They all look to where Ezio once stood... he was gone.

Connor: ... *looks at the front door* and the front door is open...

Shaun: oh, bloody hell.

Rebecca: ... I think he was still wearing his assassin robes too...

Jacob: ...

Leonardo: ...

Shaun: ...

Connor: 😑 ... sh*t.

I hope you guys enjoyed this one 👌😎 of Jealousy part 2. Where do you think Ezio ran off to? What movie are Altair and Desmond gonna go see? Who was calling Desmond on the phone and why is he so upset about it? Tune in to find out next time on-

Assassin's creed lost in modern ages!

Jealousy Pt 3.

Prev - next

Sooooo I came up with this idea while listening to the Murder Drones soundtrack and daydreaming about crossover ideas. Scp 049 popped into my head then- DING! what if SCP 049 was a murder drone!?

So here's a rough sketch idea of what his murder drone form would look like!

I have also thought about several headcanon backstory ideas for him in the Murder Drone SCP crossover too! But I might make that a separate post-rant. Anyway! Hope you enjoy the rough sketches!

The French

and

The Irish

An Assassin's Creed Headcanon

Warning may contain a lot of physical violence

The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.

Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*

Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!

Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*

Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!

Robert: *low growls*

Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*

Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!

Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!

Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*

Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-

Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*

Haytham: Fu-

Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*

Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*

Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*

The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.

Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...

Claudia: They need to get out of there.

Achilles: and quick.

William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!

Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!

Shaun: well you better think of something quick!

Desmond: I got it! I got it!

The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off

Kassandra: there's to many!

Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!

Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.

Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?

Senu: *whimpers*

Cesare: End of the line assassins!

Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*

Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*

Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.

Arno: *grunts in pain* what?

Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!

The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.

Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...

Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?

Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.

Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.

Arno: ...

Evie: oh poor Arno...

Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?

Arno: . . .

Ezio: Arno? Amico?

Arno: . . . .

Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...

From the van the gang was just as quiet.

Everyone: ...

Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.

Leonardo: oh my...

Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...

Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...

Back in the building.

Arno: ...

Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-

Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*

Everyone gasp in shock.

Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!

Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!

Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.

Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!

Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!

Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.

Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.

Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.

Altair: I never said I was baldi.

Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!

Robert and Altair: ...

Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*

Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.

Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!

Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!

Altair: *face palm*

Shay: FRENCH C@#$!

Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!

Shay: *spits in Arno's face*

Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*

The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.

William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*

Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?

Leonardo: ...

Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...

Claudia: ...

Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!

Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.

Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.

Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...

Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.

Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?

Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...

Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!

Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.

Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...

Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!

Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*

Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!

Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.

Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-

Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*

Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*

The Templars: ...

Cesare: I think you all should leave now...

Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.

The assassins start making there way to the exit when.

Shay: *pants* Hey!

Arno: *turns around*

Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.

Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*

Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋

Drew my two favorite old dorks

(The first paper sketch version I drew in class)

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