Given That Since The Tmagp Hiatus I’ve Barely Posted, This Ended Up Being Kind Of Accurate Actually

wowie lena is so jurgen coded

thanks for the tag!! here’s creature :]

@completely-real-and-normal-human @riveracheron @phantasmiczombiewhispers @n3ver--more

(no pressure or anything like that ofc!)

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

Orion Pax and D-16 in TFOne

Questions I think to myself a lot when confronted with certain kinds of Online Posting:

Do you want a better world, or do you want revenge on those you think aren’t doing enough to improve it?

Do you want a more just world, or do you want to see bad people suffer merciless punishment?

Do you want a less oppressive world, or do you want the reins of power for yourself?

Do you want to do the right thing, or do you want to feel righteous?

personally i thought this was a banger but ok

Ok so take that scene from John Carpenter’s The Thing except the Thing is a vampire and they’re taking turns eating cloves of garlic

episode three baybee!!! i adore this ep :]

-and yet i don’t hear anything here either :/ same thing, if someone with better ears hears smth let me know!

moving on to violince episode now (haha get it because violent violin this joke is completely original)

i think it’s safe to assume that the theory that the audio glitches whenever somebody lies is basically true at this point, especially after this latest episode. even smth as simple as sam asking for cinnamon swirl when he really wanted pain au chocolat prompts a slight fuzzy noise.

that being said, time to relisten to the previous eps and see what these mfs are hiding :D

it’s been several days already but the fellas at rusty quill are going to face my wrath for the events of april 1st, 2024.

SAAAAAAM!!!!

guys where the fuck is colin this isn’t funny anymore

NO NO NO NO NO. YOU CANNOT. YOU DID NOT.

MY SWEET BABY BOYS

jesus christ this post is a grammatical nightmare i need to learn how to proofread

i had a date today and my partner set the condition that if i use the words mr bonzo once she would strangle me

so i used the words he who must not be named