Morticiafattymshasabeard - Morticia Fattyms

Tonight's movie at Secret Cinema was "The Fearless Vampire Killers." Yes, that is the Sharon Tate.

Today is the 77th anniversary of Dragonwyck. So, I come bearing gifs. Get it?....

I'll see myself out...

Here's some words of advice from Nicholas Van Ryn

SOLVED IT!!!!!

It's because I can't see my own body at all.

None of the photos does justice to how much space I take up. How large my stomach is. The black of the suit behind the skeleton is so pitch black you can't see the awkward curves ect. That won't be the case in florescent stadium lights but who cares?

The skeleton is so distractingly white, and the pitch black just works perfectly for the overall effect of a floating skeleton. Even with additional layers and accessories, it's a chilling difference to my actual body.

I'm embarrassed to admit: I love it so much. I wish I could dress like a skeleton everyday. I am starting to actively search out skeleton clothes.

Also, it's pretty loose fitting. Getting looser. The pudge won't budge, but I'm definitely not the same.

Tobias is on to something.

Dressing up like a Sparkly Bat Skelton just healed some part of my soul.

Why haven't I done this sooner?

Like, is this not delicious? I'm so happy, and this isn't even close to done (I need sooooo many more rhinestones 😂)

There is ONE non-niche fabric shop near me. I am *fortunate* to have this near me. Where I grew up, they literally do NOT exist. Not even Niche shops that you can shop in. If you're not a marine manufacturer, they didn't think you were enough business to bother with.

I cannot shop for fabric online, are *you* insane? I need to feel it, I need to understand if it's going to be too hot for me, to heavy, to itchy, not enough stretch, or if it's simply ugly as hell in person.

We need stores. We need independent stores, but y'all let *convenience* ruin that.

A friend of mine is saying that JoAnn closing represents a win for smaller stores because now the smaller mom and pops will have a fighting chance.

And I want to believe that. That is also what I want to happen.

But I'm not exactly certain that this is going to be the outcome. They succeeded by buying out the competition, so many of the smaller mom and pops no longer exist. I would love to see more upstart fabric and craft stores, but I also know how prohibitively expensive a brick and mortar store can be for someone just starting out.

Peter Murphy of Bauhaus

If obstinate Narssacssist won't move willingly, Kick them to the side as hard as needed.

your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way

Yoshitaka Amano

I literally watched Float 30 mins ago. My eyes are still not dry.

Crossing the river 🐈‍⬛🌿

There is something unspeakably wonderful in providing another living thing with peace and kindness for no other reason than because you can provide that to them without issue.