Modern Vampire Who Has Spent The Last 70-ish Years Of Their Immortality Primarily Being Slutty In Nightclubs

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

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I had a grey faux fur jacket from hot topic I paired with far too tall demonias (the only ones I ever owned- the Ankle Breakers), with a mini skirt.

Some kid (like 6/7 years old to my 17 then) at Walmart thought I was really cool and came over to talk to me.

It was such a cute moment having this little kid think my boots were cool and wanting to feel the faux fur cuff of my sleeve.

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Ghouls! I need your help figuring out these costumes!

I need as many fresh references as possible to these 2 outfits so I can start recreating a *version* of them for my partner and I for July.

I gather these are some fairly basic Skeletons, and what appears to be an Edwardian/Victorian top hat on the ghoul. I freaking love the bat/butterfly (batterfly) wings on the ghoulette.

(I'm sorry, I'm terrible and didn't Reaserch band lore. That will change.) Are these the normal Ghoul masks, or are these new iterations?

Being larger and apron bellied, I'll probably wear a skirt or something sheer over my bodsuit to feel less. . . . Bodily.

Greatful for suggestions for Hotfix gems and how to build the Ghoulette's hat?

Ghouls! I Need Your Help Figuring Out These Costumes!
Ghouls! I Need Your Help Figuring Out These Costumes!
Ghouls! I Need Your Help Figuring Out These Costumes!

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I couldn't remember the last time I saw the bag of hair dying supplies I used Saturday.

I couldn't find the shirt I wore or purse I used Tuesday.

What is happening to me???


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“My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’. I feel like I have to apologize to people, to things, to life itself. It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’. I don’t want to disturb anyone.”

— Yohji Yamamoto


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10 months ago

May this serve as my legal Will. I Authorize my tombstone/urn to bear the description "Aundrea, Never Heard, Rarely Listened To" to be etched upon my final resting vessel.


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Oh Trust Me: The Cape Is Definitely Part Of This

Oh trust me: The Cape is Definitely Part of This

Oh Gods, What I Just Thought About That Finger

Oh Gods, what I just thought about that finger

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me


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