if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do
what if windows were horror trope.
its 2:57am and the moon has been hovering outside my window for the last hour and i do not think. it is supposed to be there. i think there is supposed to be a building blocking it. i am so sure that i will look at this in the morning and there will be a building there.
what if windows were corrupted or used as vessels for the madness and trickery and horror.
you hear rain, a soothing lullaby, but it's only tapping on your window. you see the moon, or stars, or the sun, or a distant light from a streetlight or other house, something where it most definitely should not be. you look outside and see a thick forest swamped in fog, but you live in the city. your curtains grow fucking teeth or eyes or sentience and close on their own to plunge the room into darkness. it's bright daylight outside but your clock says it's the middle of the night or vice versa. the little lever things unlock on their own.
update on the moon; it has shrunk to a single glob of white in the pitch blackness. it is either sinking below the house and being covered, or the eye is blinking.
Oh no 🙄
bsd fyodor gets possessed by lampshade and turns into elegant vintage woman
hmmmm. cauliflower
i love breaking bones heart emoji. ohhh i need to make broken his ulna. crack crack. sounds like inseccts scuttling. but there's ac rescendo. crack-cra-ra-ra-rack. nn. snap pop hiss. carbonated drink. fizzy. bone marrow on red dust. nnn.... when the ulnar collateral ligament is like tissue paper because your template didn't map right crying laughing emoji pointing left emoji. and it goes. through.
hmmmmmm.
@turnipiku i feel as if this has been applicable to you at some point in time
hte real april foule… was you.
🤔ðŸ’ðŸ’ðŸ’
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
late valentines day post
i want to know what kind of demon has possessed me to make me type like this. autocorrect has fully given up and accepted thr and ans as words.