Mothinthegutter - The Mushrooms And The Rot

I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

my favorite video of all time ever

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

Drew fyodor from memory :P

what if windows were horror trope.

its 2:57am and the moon has been hovering outside my window for the last hour and i do not think. it is supposed to be there. i think there is supposed to be a building blocking it. i am so sure that i will look at this in the morning and there will be a building there.

what if windows were corrupted or used as vessels for the madness and trickery and horror.

you hear rain, a soothing lullaby, but it's only tapping on your window. you see the moon, or stars, or the sun, or a distant light from a streetlight or other house, something where it most definitely should not be. you look outside and see a thick forest swamped in fog, but you live in the city. your curtains grow fucking teeth or eyes or sentience and close on their own to plunge the room into darkness. it's bright daylight outside but your clock says it's the middle of the night or vice versa. the little lever things unlock on their own.

update on the moon; it has shrunk to a single glob of white in the pitch blackness. it is either sinking below the house and being covered, or the eye is blinking.

hmmmm. cauliflower

i love breaking bones heart emoji. ohhh i need to make broken his ulna. crack crack. sounds like inseccts scuttling. but there's ac rescendo. crack-cra-ra-ra-rack. nn. snap pop hiss. carbonated drink. fizzy. bone marrow on red dust. nnn.... when the ulnar collateral ligament is like tissue paper because your template didn't map right crying laughing emoji pointing left emoji. and it goes. through.

i wonder if getting tossed around in a storm feels good to a tree. thorough shaking. the closest we could get is being put in a can and violently shook. trees are made to dance in the wind. it looks so enjoyable. dead branches fall off. dancing so hard your dead limbs that just didn't make it snap off of you. like a crocodile getting brushed by a flat broom.

DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

Not gonna lie I kinda hate the compulsion in fandom to shove every relationship into rigid definition boxes. Every relationship is either parent-child, siblings or romantic. Come on. Relationships are so much more complex than that. Do you at least have friends.