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God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos. 

*Small voice*

I will OBLITERATE your toes

I always get nervous about getting murdered before meeting up with people and it’s so funny bc like what’s he gonna do chief? He’s 5’1. gonna stab my ankles? Can’t reach em.

That’s yee-hot

*frantically searching google images for a pic of a snail in a cowboy hat*

Me, standing on the edge of a building:

This bitch empty

Me, as i launch myself into the void:

YEET