Apples Literally Solo Oranges In Every Way Possible

heart shaped clock that beats every half second call that tachy decor

I would strike Gregg Araki out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like he’s drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. The doom generation sucked kill yourself. Bang 97 inside corner. You’re out. You were always out. You’ve been out since the day you were born.

the supreme court just overturned poe’s law

getting bullied is basically like being in a vc with PACKGOD for 6 hours a day

I don’t like it when people say slurs

I literally fucking hate you guys so much

Tumblr is the worst social media site I’ve ever been on in my life

since the death of tatu there’s been a vacancy open, you could fill that void

“Blah blah blah I love this I love that”

-Typical song lyrics— and yet people would rather listen to that trash than my podcast (I discuss films from a Men’s perspective)

if I had a time machine id make sure stanley meyer never existed so I wouldn’t have to hear about it anymore

autographed dvd of “Sunshine Girl and The Hunt for Black Eyed Kids” bought at goodwill

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