Ever Since I Learnt Bout Angel Tiers As A Kid I Always Wanted To Draw Em All But Only Now Did I Get Around

Cibo Matto Monday (Saturday)

I still need to know what happened here. what was the intent. what was the endgame. why did he lean in like that. WHY DID THEY BOTH LEAN IN LIKE THAT. there's something so deeply sinister about them oh my god get your fucking brokeback mountain ass on and leave me alone

Iris agate slice PNGs.

Tim Roosen makes a lot of busts with the same body type and it gets pretty repetitive, but god he captured my gender in this one.

Ok I've been thinking a lot about Saw (2004) since I watched it a few days ago, so here's a post about it:

Some duos I want to see in the bathroom trap (and how well I think they'd do)

Starting off strong- Marty and Rust from True detective (season 1).

Marty would do anything to save his daughters and Maggie, and meanwhile Rust and his existential dread would be going crazy. Would they survive? Probably. Rust is smart enough (and insane enough) to find his way out, and Marty might cut off his foot after a phone call from Maggie.

Marcus and Kevin from White chicks.

They would survive, no questions asked.

Christopher and Paulie from the Sopranos

Would they survive? Absolutely not. Not in a million years. Would it be hilarious to watch? Yes it would.

Paulie does get a bit crazy at times, I can see him cutting off his foot after a few hours, and lying to Chris about the clues he's getting. Christopher would absolutely shove his hand in the toilet bowl instead of checking under the lid first. And he would try to rip out the metal pipes with his bare hands.

Antoine and Leonard from Ne nous fâchons pas.

This may be a niche reference especially for non-french people, but I would love to see anyone trapped in a room with Leonard for six hours straight. Would they survive? Fuck if I know, but I wanna see them try

Larry and Freddy from Reservoir dogs.

Larry finding out through the phone call that Freddy knows him, that he's a cop and was trying to get him arrested when he got kidnapped? Them collaborating so well at first and really doing everything they can to get out? Freddy still being so scared of death and Larry comforting him? Sign me the fuck up.

Would they survive? Nope. They're doomed by the narrative

Veronica and JD from Heathers

Mr. Manipulator JD would be really dangerous in the bathroom trap and would genuinely fuck with Veronica at first. I think ultimately she'd shoot him and win the game.

Another french movie, Hubert and Larmina from OSS 117 le Caire nid d'espion.

Would they survive? Larmina yes, Hubert no. But I think they'd be the kind to accidentally find out the guy in the middle was alive. Hubert would get really offended by the nature of the game and would yell at the camera. He would also be too busy bitching about how dirty the place is while Larmina would be figuring a way to get out.

Guildenstern and Rosencrantz from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead

My head is aching just imagining the conversations they'd hold during those 6 hours. "Do you remember how you got here?" "We were sent for!"

Just like in the movie, Rosencrantz would find all kinds of clues that would help them get out, but Guildenstern would someone miss all of them or not believe any of them. Would they survive it? I don't think so, but if one of them had to, it would be Guildenstern who shot Rosencrantz

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WARNING: GROSS OVIPOSITOR LOGISTICS

Seriously, readers beware, you’re in for a scare. Discretion is advised.

I like my dick but also where are aliens gonna fuck me and fill me with their ovipositors until I’m blissed out with their eggs inside?? 🥺🥺🥺

Down my throat is cute but like, realistically they’re gonna end up in my stomach and be digested (good, filling meal tho if the aliens aren’t trying to spawn) (how do facehuggers and chestbursters work?)

In my ass? Maybe??? But that’s specifically designed to push stuff out, and I don’t want to deal with the gastrointestinal nightmare of a blockage if they have a way of staying in there.

Part of me loves the idea of having eggs in my breasts and watching and feelings them swell up and get heavy with stretch marks and stuff as the eggs develop but like… truly how would they get in there? I’m not some hyper furry porn protagonist made of rubber.

I’m not even considering anything involving my dick and balls, not my thing, bleh. Come back when you’re a slime girl and then MAYBE we’ll talk.

I’m too squeamish to seriously humor traumatic insemination, my chest cavity is for organs, not eggs. The idea of anything under my skin freaks me out too much so no thank you. I’m nervous about medical complications and internal bleeding just thinking about it. Too gruesome for me tbh.

The solution, then, is obvious! The aliens should give me bottom surgery specifically designed to host their eggs so I can be a brood mama with a cool alien pussy! They’d just have to fawn over me to keep me happy and healthy and sexually satisfied so I could carry their broods so good for them🖤🛸

creating multiple drafts makes me SICK why would you do that.

Inflatable couch I painted yesterday