Gutted Because I Am Once Again Reminded That DEAN LOVED CAS SO FUCKING MUCH Had There Been No Deal With

hello Mr. Neil Gaiman,

I have recently learned that you are British, I was under the Impression that British people are not, in fact real, so are you a.) not real, or b.) not british?

thank you for your time in weighing in on this important matter.

-Marvin

(p.s the last episode of good omens was absolutely cruel, how could you do such a thing)

Britishly.

Do you guys ever think about how canonically the vessels that angels occupy aren’t supposed to age (s12e10 when Cas is impressed his buddies kept their same vessels for well over a century. Also apparently Cas tells Jimmy when he first was requesting permission to inhabit his body, that Jimmy would not age while he was doing so.)

…but Castiel definitely ages. Obviously I get that this is simply because Misha himself is aging, but *my* in-universe headcanon is that he’s choosing it, (whether consciously or unconsciously) because he wants to grow old with Dean.

annabeth “insult a god” chase

grover “gaslight a god” underwood

percy “fight a god and demolish him” jackson

i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!

i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏

i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)

i have headcanons:

aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone

crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.

they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk

crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span

aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.

aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap

anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game

newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks

their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment

It might be an unpopular view but I don't want Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship to have been part of the ineffable plan. I don't want their love for each other to have been just another chess piece on God's board, destined, since their creation to fall in love. They deserve better than that.

If anything, I want their love to be in spite of the plan. For, just like their sense of right and wrong, their emotional growth together to be hard fought and all their own. I love the idea that it flies in the face of what is expected from an angel and a demon.

I don't want them to love each other because they are supposed to. That would be so diminutive. I want Aziraphale to love Crowley because he's Crowley and Crowley to love Aziraphale because he's Aziraphale. Divine plans and prophecies be damned. Being part of the ineffable plan would erase the agency and beauty from it. Their love is theirs.

hi mr.gaiman,

i have a particularly important question.

some parts of the fandom explicitly don't like aziraphale. most are cool with him now, but people still end up unconsciously prioritizing crowley. even if crowley might be their favorite character, it still hurts me deeply to see one half of the two being pushed away for whatever reason. both characters are important to me equally.

so, not a sadie or dottie answer, but seriously - can you confirm both of them will be given equal amounts of love in the story of season 3? basically that one won't be given more power in the story or one won't be heavily prioritized over the other.

i have an assumption you won't do this, but with the internet and all, i just wanted to know if both the idiots will be equal to some extents in the story of season 3.

I'm afraid neither Crowley not Aziraphale will be in Season 3 at all now, but I'm sure you'll love the new cast, a wild young rock and roll band on the run from the law. They rob banks! They fall in love! They raise llamas!

Also featuring Morris the Edumacated Pig as himself.

I'm still so heartbroken that it happened in their HOME. Whatever defects the bunker might have, it was home to them for years. It was the first time Dean had a stable living situation, a bedroom of his own, a place to collect and display things he liked, a place to truly relax and unwind since he was FOUR YEARS OLD. And he loved it and he felt safe there and he took care of it. And then God invaded it, and Death literally chased him through the halls, and he lost Cas there, and he sat there at the end of the world, alone on a cold concrete floor in an empty place that was no longer home and no longer safe, and sobbed into his hands.

You don’t think I’ve fought for something bigger than myself? (Bucky, TFATWS)

i’ve been planning to draw this for a long time. and seeing as we got that lovely Drunk at the Bar scene for the show only, i decided to get on with my original idea.  (Crowley’s just had a rough couple days.. years)

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if aziraphale doesn't grab crowley by his gay little scarf in season 3 then what's the point. why does he even wear it. take that shit off if it's not important to the plot