Some Irl Moments Repped By The Hazbin Cast

"aziraphale has a master plan" do i need to remind you that his plan for season 1 was bad magic tricks, a board with some string, a centuries old prophecy book, and then—AFTER finding him—he just decided actually i will just talk to god and that will fix everything. oh crowley you are being hunted for sport by hell? too bad. goodbye. god will fix all of this.

finding the location of the antichrist by analysing a book is not a plan. he is smart, there is no denying that, but his faith in heaven has ALWAYS stopped him from actually making any plans because he thinks the right people will fix everything. that's the entire damn point.

‘dean’s faith was castiel’

Yeah totally but let’s not forget that castiel’s faith was dean, that from the moment he laid a hand on him in hell he was changed so enormously that he was able to break free of the narrative chuck was trying to write him into, that he believed so strongly in Dean Winchester that, even after he’d been brainwashed to kill him—had killed him many times over—when faced with the real thing, he broke past that brainwashing to save him

“You are accused of attempted omnicide, what do you have to say for yourself?” “Just one thing, it’s not attempted omnicide, give it a minute.”

hi mr.gaiman,

i have a particularly important question.

some parts of the fandom explicitly don't like aziraphale. most are cool with him now, but people still end up unconsciously prioritizing crowley. even if crowley might be their favorite character, it still hurts me deeply to see one half of the two being pushed away for whatever reason. both characters are important to me equally.

so, not a sadie or dottie answer, but seriously - can you confirm both of them will be given equal amounts of love in the story of season 3? basically that one won't be given more power in the story or one won't be heavily prioritized over the other.

i have an assumption you won't do this, but with the internet and all, i just wanted to know if both the idiots will be equal to some extents in the story of season 3.

I'm afraid neither Crowley not Aziraphale will be in Season 3 at all now, but I'm sure you'll love the new cast, a wild young rock and roll band on the run from the law. They rob banks! They fall in love! They raise llamas!

Also featuring Morris the Edumacated Pig as himself.

So bold of spn to say "Dean's happy ending is he gets to be in Heaven with his loved ones" when there's a literal episode in season 5 where Dean goes to Heaven, learns that they're perfect pockets catered specifically to the person's needs and want's AKA HEAVEN and then gets in a debate with Pamela about "dying not being so bad" where he rejects Heaven and tells her that getting to live and free will is still better than playacting your ideal moment on loop.

Dean wanted a chance at living so bad and never got it because he was too busy acting out the roles handed to him and by the time he finally has a chance to live and make of his life what he wills he's too miserable to try (and it's already been taken away from him anyway) and gets blasted up to heaven. Like, yes, Heaven isn't so lonely anymore now the walls have been torn down but he still never got a chance to LIVE and experience and grow because Heaven is still static.

SPN said "death is a cop-out not a happy ending" and then ten years later they killed the character that believed it the most.

Crowley should be allowed to kiss Aziraphale’s hand and wrist very tenderly and whisper all the romantic gentle sweet things his nasty little heart has always desired to tell Aziraphale in S3. Let him be a romantic.

Aziraphale should be allowed to devour that demon's face and slam him against a wall and have the kinkiest sluttiest most loony tunes sex in history in S3. Let him be a whore.

i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!

i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏

i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)

i have headcanons:

aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone

crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.

they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk

crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span

aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.

aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap

anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game

newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks

their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

What is ur deal Neil what are u plotting

Mostly the middle of Season 3 of Good Omens.