I WANT TO HUG HIM SO BAD AAWFXWVSYJQASDV YUIEDWAVT ASFTY (as a person who has suffered with sadness of the crippling variety, something about him makes me want to hold him close and never let go.)
General Dating HCs with : Royal Margarine Cookie !
notes : hello ! I apologize that this took a massively long time. For reasons unknown I had quite the difficulty writing for him for the first time. Though, I may start completing requests before or after I post his courting hcs ( it will depend if my mind starts blanking out again .. )
- the dragon rider can't go on a day without giving you atleast one flirtatious remark, or even a praise ! Whether or not you swoon over his words is up to you.
- how could he not ? he thinks of you as a divine god that simply roams around dragon city, and for him to successfully pull you ? He feels so complete !
- adding along to this, this cookie greatly enjoys classic, romantic gestures. He will not be embarrassed to remove his coat, covering the very obvious puddle, and assisting you to walk over it, all the while looking at you with such love, one that you could only ever see in romance movies, and could only ever be described in poetic novels
- before becoming his partner though, you need to be approved by buttercream first ! He feels that it is dictation that it's not only him who has trust and love for you. If you want to be his, make sure to give as much love to his beloved dragon ( wyvern ) as you do for him ( he won't admit the fact he gets quite jealous of her sometimes .. )
- he most definitely enjoys a partner that can beat him up if they wanted to, but also a cookie that's sweet, who's willing to embrace his affections ! If you travel with him on the way to dragon's valley, buttercream can sense the sickeningly lovestruck heart eyes he gives your way as you fight, supporting you from above.
- " hahahah !! that's my lover right there ! go mayhem on them sweetie ! ~ " he has most likely bragged about you during the travel too ( you don't know if he loves you too much or he wants to embarass you, you appreciate it nonetheless )
- tries to fight aswell to impress you too, but he's quite embarrassed of his low hunting score in comparison to the others ( you and tarte tatin cookie have a tied score together ! )
- although, he does not mind a partner that relies on him aswell ! in fact, it gives him a very massive ego boost. Of course he wouldn't mind in becoming your knight in shining armor ! Saving his significant other from any form of danger ! ( even if, in most cases, they aren't really harmful )
- " do not worry darling ! THE dragon rider has arrived to rescue you ! " and it's simply trivial things such as taking you away in unpleasant conversations, carrying you bridal style. He will be quite amused to see your embarassed face
- on a more serious side, whether you can fend for yourself or not, he is willing to sacrifice limb and body just for you to be alive, breathing, safe, who is still there with him. You had promised him you would stay until his very last crumb, he isn't willing to give up on that so easily.
- and as his partner, soaring through the sky or even going on lovely walks with buttercream is an everyday date ! ( he is a firm believer that a day is incomplete without a small date with you ! ), most of the time visiting the bar for a drink or two afterwards ( typically more than just two anyways .. ). Be sure to prepare yourself to bring him home, as he's too busy being a flirt with you than to think about resting up !
- alongside this, it's typically difficult to achieve privacy when he has a swarm of fans behind his tail, he tries his very best to make it up to you at the end of the day ~
- he is very understanding if your jealousy sparks up because of his behavior ( he can't imagine seeing you acting the same as him to any other cookie either ! ) and constantly tells cookies that he is most definitely taken by the loveliest cookie on earthbread !
- some of which are either not that much of a fan with him or isn't even a part of dragon city ( hollyberry, wildberry and pitaya dragon cookie ), which leads to more than just the citizens being aware of your relationship due to how obvious he is about it
- everyone can see how hopelessly in love royal margarine cookie is with you. The second longer glances he gives your way and the oh-so enchanting eyes of his that stares at you with such love and affection ! All his fans simply dream of being you !
- behind all of this though, he definitely has a softer side indoors ! He is reduced to nothing but a smitten man, clingy for his lover. Please give him hugs and kisses ! He feels himself falling harder for you every time you praise him
- the cookie feels as if you're too out of his league, and dreads the thought of you finding out his true identity, the actual weak and cowardice royal margarine cookie. Would you leave him if you had found out ? He would leave himself too
- now with royal margarine, he's insistent of you opening up to him, whether that be negative or positive. He thinks that it is a strengthening bond to open up and learn more about eachother !
- but because of his inner thoughts, he isn't as willing to open up about his feelings, maybe never opening up at all. The only way he'll ever open up to you is when he's drunk (which makes him feel lower most of the time), he feels like a weak cookie if he ever tries opening up while sober. He dislikes being a weak and simple cookie than his persona tells him to be
- he feels like a failure for not pursuing what he truly wants, and to be reminded of that as he opens up never makes him feel any lighter. Do not be insistent with it ( he will avoid such topics in every possible way ), give him some time to be more trusting of you. Sooner or later, you won't need alcohol just for this man to open up ( will only open up around 1/4 of how he feels but to him its a big step ! )
- he cannot avoid the feeling of being judged, to be completely seen of who he truly is. To even think about finally trusting you with who the true royal margarine cookie is like without getting wasted is a big enough step for him, for you to figure out that the royal margarine isn't as royal as he seems.
- He feels as if he takes any more than one step then he will truly break, he never wants to reach that point, especially if you are there to witness it all, the littlest thought of it makes him shiver from humiliation. He needs to seek out buttercream for some form of comfort, he wouldn't know what he'd do if you ever found out
- you do find out though, just not in the circumstances he wants..
- nonetheless, coward or confident, you continued to love and adore the cookie you chose to be with, and royal margarine cookie feels happier than succeeding his goal in becoming a true dragon rider. The cookie did not care if he could never pursue his goal, you and buttercream can never replace, nor can it ever compare the happiness that you both give him !
(steeples fingers)
time to learn.
...later. i have to go soon.
queshtion. homestuck?
i do not knowy what it is š pls tell me
and this, kids, is why Furries deserve more attention. they're powerful lil buggers. (and I'm one of them!)
my smile got larger and larger the more I read
SOMEONE KILL ELON, PLEASE
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From blue states...
ā¦to red states
From federal workers...
...to even
For our rights...
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okay so i'm playing look Outside, got Joel, started to fight the Grinning Beast, and i have Joel use Teething and then attack.
He Devours it. WITH 178 DAMAGE, TOO.
Leigh should be scared.
(if anyone draws art of this PLEASE show me!)
Ello ello, I'm here to send chapters of my Dandy's World infection AU :D
( They're simplified )
Prologue:
We are introduced to Ian and Rory, who are best friends. The two meet up at the 'Flower Tree', which used to be their hang out place. To replay some memories, the two play rock, paper, scissors to determine who tells it first. Ian has to tell his story first since he lost ( LOL ).
interesting...
if you're still taking requests...
Meet Volt the Battery, Gardenviews inventor! (he's an oc x canon with glisten hehehe)
he tries his hardest to make inventions to help everyone, but seeing as they're in a cartoon, they tend to backfire or malfunction in Humorous ways! lately, though, he has had a long string of successes, and he's been very happy because of it!
if ya want any more info for him just ask!
Ok guys,I'm having art blocked so
Give me your dandy's world Fv Character Or Oc!
so I could draw in my design or my Au :)
//I got literally nothin' in my inbox right now, but since it feels weird to just leave this blog entirely alone until I get SOMETHING, I figured I may as well share some fun facts abt the characters of Sprunki: Twin Gods, in no particular order, and with varying plot relevance!
Wenda is an avid ULTRAKILL player, and even owns a body pillow of Minos Prime (She jokingly refers to it as her boyfriend, when in reality she only uses it as a long pillow)
Despite her enjoying gorey games such as ULTRAKILL, Wenda is very averse to actual violence.
OWACKX's legal name is Oswald
Jevin was the first to arrive at the village (minus Mr. Sun & Mr. Tree)
Gray & Wenda are bestiesss :D
Oren hates Wenda with every single fiber of his being
Wenda is Vineria's adopted younger sister
(at this, the creature laughs, a terrifying sound that echoes across the room.)
"but of COURSE, my friend! i simply had heard of your power, so I was thinking we could make an... alliance, as I would put it. i scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of thing."
(the entity seems to grow larger as it looks at Nodis, it's... hand reaching around to hold Nodis's back as if they were already friends.)
"you see, this is not my TRUE self. this is more so a... projection. i have a pest in my realm that needs eliminating, and once you help me with that, you will see my TRUE power! then, we can rule our realms together! or, maybe even the multiverse!"
"so what do you say? one god-like being helps another?"
// a teaser for a black redesign of my own, hehe!
(Nodis feels... a shadowy presence. behind them, they see the shadows themselves turn to liquid, move a distance away from them, and then conglomerate into a shape somewhat like their own. they seem VERY tall, and their skin seems to crawl with maggots, despite looking very healthy at the same time. they turn around, their neck making cracking sounds as they grin a smile that is way too big and has WAY too many teeth.)
"GOOD EVENING. YOU MAY CALL ME... TARAGOS."
 [ Rising from the shadows, a tall figure looks back. Sickening cracks and squelching of the unknown viscous shadow-like substance suddently shifting into joints and somewhat more stable shapes resembling a body only confinued until an intimidating hatted figure was looking back⦠eye rolling forward. The other seemed to not be present at the moment. ]
ā Nodis. ā
 [ This⦠thing doesn't return with any emotion. It simply stares. ]
ā You must have a good reason for bothering me. ā
i like to say it like Et-tick
Thanks, Anon!
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i'm into so many fandoms its honestly kinda crazy. currently hyperfixating on Dandy's world, the OSC, and Cult of The Lamb.
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