If I Was A Court Jester I’d Flirt With The King At Any Given Opportunity. Subtle At First But If He

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

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