I Can’t Think Straight Today.

diaryofab0ss:

LOL JK

When people talk shit about me

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

Chris

“What’s wrong with you?” I looked over at Ayla to find her twiddling her thumbs, biting into her bottom lip nervously as the limo rode over the tarmac towards the private jet we’d be stuck on for hours. “You ain’t stressing this shit, are you?”

“Slightly.” she answered, reaching...

pankcupboy:

This never gets old!

nomnommarissaeatedurface:

firefox has encountered a problem with windows

^ LOL

Chris Earlier on today, one round of a full practice had my heart pumping in my chest faster that I thought possible. It was like I could hear all of my blood rushing and my heart beating deep behind my ribcage, almost breaking it. My lower body was drained, and now my back was aching,...

mel0ns:

So many fish in the sea, but none for me?

can we make this go viral