1d-potterhead:
yellow model chick
yellow bottle sippin
yellow lamborghini
yellow top missing:
yup,yup that shit look like a toupee
I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 daysÂ
Ladies love me
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
ooooh lawdd have mercyyy !
joelle-elizabeth:
bless this man
pankcupboy:
pankcupboy: