You Cant Wait For Them To Get Home:

1prettyplainjane:

kblove901:

@kiafbaby Want This?

YES

swedish-shwag:

biebersupreme:

letswriteafairytale-:

SHE GOT BITCHED SLAPPED BY HER OWN TITTIES!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

omg lmao hahahaha

rihannafanfiction:

Rihanna

“Hey you’ve reached Cai. I’m not here to take your call right now but if you leave your name and number I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.”

That wasn’t true.

I’d been calling but she hadn’t gotten back to me.

The beep sounded, my signal to leave another message but...

Chris

“What’s wrong with you?” I looked over at Ayla to find her twiddling her thumbs, biting into her bottom lip nervously as the limo rode over the tarmac towards the private jet we’d be stuck on for hours. “You ain’t stressing this shit, are you?”

“Slightly.” she answered, reaching...

inmyownlittlebubble:

dianasarabia:

lmfao. 

And they’re all like, I THINK I KNOW WHAT I HEARD

I THINK I KNOW WHAT I SPOKE!

THIS ^ LORD JEEEEEEZUS !

I hate it when people try to tell ME what I said.

pankcupboy:

Walk Across The Room Like Naomi Campbell...

dinotamiami:

OMG. I thought it was only me! hahaha