Hii, Are You Taking Request? If It's Not Bothersome, That Haikyuu As A Parent Was Adorable XD And I Would

Hii, are you taking request? If it's not bothersome, that haikyuu as a parent was adorable XD and I would like to request something similar. How about Haikyuu as dads embarrassing their daughter/son, (maybe Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa and Atsumu) who would most likely do this 😂

HQ boys being embarrassing fathers

The length is pretty inconsistent depending on what situation I thought out for the character. I personally think I’m not that good with jokes he he he...

I HOPE U LIKE IT OMG

AND YES I TAKE IN REQUESTSSSS

Bokuto

We all know he is loud and we don’t even have to say it

You were usually the one who drives your daughter to school but today, you end up waking up late because a certain someone decided that you needed the extra sleep (yes he’s sweet but you have a meeting with the executives)

So you’ve now got two wonderful girls with Koutarou, they’re now 6 and 12 years old

“Koutarou don’t do anything weird, okay.” That was a fair warning for him but it goes right off his ear as soon as he zooms off because hE GETS TO DRIVE HIS PRINCESSES TO SCHOOL

Your youngest was the first he dropped off. He sent him off with a big smooch and an “I love you, little owl!” Your youngest shouted back an “I love you too!” to his daddy with a big grin before running off to her classroom.

The challenge came when he dropped off your eldest. Being in her school, your daughter doesn’t want everyone to see how much of a daddy’s girl she is so when Koutarou leaned in to kiss her on the cheek, she dodged

In a second, Koutarou’s hair deflated. Your daughter tried to reason, “Dad, not here. It’s my school!”

“Do you not love me anymore, baby owl? Have you found another guy to replace daddy?

“DAD, NO. You’re overreacting.”

“No, baby owl. You should kiss daddy when he wants one!” then he tries and leans in again but this time your daughter gets off the car and shuts the door on her father’s face leaving Koutarou to his despair

But alas, there’s a solution to it! Koutarou rolls down the window of his car and pops his head out and shouts “I LOVE YOU BABY OWL! HONEY BUNCH! MY SWEET LITTLE PUMPKIN!”

Your daughter is good as dead right then as the children around stared at her father, chuckling. Others even taking a video of what was happening. Your poor daughter is as red as a tomato as she bolted further into her school grounds.

“DADDY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU DON’T LOVE HIM BACK”

“Mom, save me.”

The video of that incident instantly graced the internet, going viral in under 24 hours. It was safe to say Koutarou is not allowed to drive your daughters to school again. But he’s happy he got his kiss from his eldest now.

Oikawa

Another dude here that is sweet with his daughter. Literally pours his heart to his sweet little angel and gives her everything.

Sometimes, you fade into the background with these two.

One Saturday, your daughter came with company. To your horror, it was a guy named Hiro. Although decent looking, you don’t like the fact that she is engaging in romance as early as her age.

But Tooru thinks otherwise, “Oh? My sweet little angel has inherited my charm!”

Your daughter blushes at her father’s comment and pulls her company into the backyard. Settling on the bench swing in there.

It was fine and everything’s going good with him and her company until Tooru’s voice rang from inside.

“Y/D/N-chan and Hiro-kun sitting on a tree~ K I S S I N G ~”

Your daughter turned and found his dad cruelly comfortable leaning on the ledge of the window overseeing the backyard, toying with a rose that she recognized were the ones you bought to put in the vase at the living room

As if once is not enough, Tooru repeated the verse again. Your daughter felt like bURSTING

She put her face into her palms, furiously blushing. She turned to Hiro who is now awkwardly laughing at the sight of your husband. She tells him, “Oh my gosh, I’m sorry for the existence of my father. Don’t mind his presence.”

“OuCH! Y/N-chan! Why’d you do that?! I was only entertaining our visitor! Come here watch them with me.”

Sawamura

HA you bet Daichi is the model father but yes, you are partially right. He’s pretty tight with some things but is still sweet. But it doesn’t mean he doesn’t got some pretty embarrassing moments

You guys are in the mall for the weekend, shopping for new clothes as winter is approaching. You were separated from them when you followed a saleslady to find your size of the shoes you wanted

Your daughter was on her phone while her dad stood by her, shopping bags in his hands. He peeked into her phone a few times, finding her chatting with a guy. When she giggled to herself, it was peak protective father mode for Daichi “Sweetie, who are you talking to?”

“Oh. Just a friend, dad.”

Daichi scoffed to himself, skeptically glaring at the back of his daughter’s head. Thinking, “How could you lie to me, sweetie?”

Moments after, the father and daughter pair turned their heads to a guy’s voice calling out your daughter’s name. Daichi grew rigid as soon as he saw the boy

The boy, completely oblivious of Daichi’s mood, ran up to your daughter with arms spread. It was to Daichi’s horror that his daughter came into the guy’s arms and hugged him back. Daichi let them exchange a few words after but his aura is just hard to shake off with him staring hard at the guy. He soon bids goodbye, bowing at Daichi

But before he could go farther, Daichi talks to your daughter, rather LOUDLY.

“SWEETIE, I DON’T WANT YOU HUGGING RANDOM PEOPLE NEXT TIME” People around were already staring at them as Daichi continues his rant with a straight face

“Dad, geez, he’s a friend!”

“NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT THAT PERSON WILL MEET MY WRATH”

The next time your daughter had that friend over at your house along with some others, he was weirdly sweating and keeping very little space for himself

“Are you okay?” you asked the boy

“Ah, yes. Thank you, Mrs. Sawamura.”

Daichi smiled to himself while your daughter shook her head at the side in pure embarrassment

Atsumu

Atsumu has a big internet fanbase. He also keeps all his accounts active, especially his twitter. Your son blocked him in almost every platform with the exception of Instagram and Facebook for formality.

Atsumu is, rather, a supportive father to your son.

Example number one: once, your son posted a sad quote in Facebook and Atsumu commented with “Let’s have a boys’ talk later, buddy” your son deleted the post

When Atsumu came home that night he went straight to your son’s room knocking at his door. Your son was quick to reject his father, “NO DAD. THANK YOU BUT NO.”

The next one was when your son advertised Osamu’s onigiris with a picturesque post over at IG and the piss-haired twin didn’t think before he commented, “I can make better onigiris than Samu, buddy.”

You came home that night with about two days’ worth of rice on the kitchen and Atsumu wildly rapping at your son’s door. “YOU HAVE TO TASTE THIS BUDDY THIS IS BETTER”

pls help me look for a fic

hi guys please help me look for a fic. I think the title was seven captains? it was about the captains trying to date y/n after she sent them a google doc of how she had a crush on them or something.

please heelp i think its still ongoing and i cant find it anymore :(

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2 years ago

Masterlist

Genshin Impact

🔞 = Contains Smut, suggestive themes

❗ = Contains triggering content

🧋 = Author's favorites

🌸 = Requests

[All contents listed/linked down below are also posted on my AO3]

Imagines/One-Shots:

• An Unfortunate Event (Zhongli x reader) 🧋 [Published on Jan 27, 2022]

Summary of "An Unfortunate Event": You and Zhongli were supposed to have a lovely date, but unfortunately, you ended up falling ill. The two of you end up taking shelter in a cave and Zhongli has to care for you while waiting for the rain to stop.

• Tragic Outcomes (Xiao x fem!reader) 🧋 [Published on February 25, 2022]

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes": You and Xiao are dating, but you don't see him as much as he sees Lumine and Aether. You invite Xiao to accompany you on your commission, but he rejects that offer. Things end up going downhill from there.

• Tragic Outcomes 2 (Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli) [Published on March 26, 2022]

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes 2": Ever since the incident, Zhongli has offered to take care of you while you heal from your injuries. You had endless nightmares and night terrors that prevented you from sleeping. Just when you thought that your torment was over, it seems like someone didn't want it to end.

• Caught in The Crossfire (Kamisato Ayato x fem!reader) [Published on April 8, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "Caught in The Crossfire": You are engaged to the head of the Kamisato Clan, Kamisato Ayato. Despite the marriage being arranged, you harbored feelings for the young Yashio Commissioner and head of the Kamisato Clan. To you, it seems like Ayato wasn't interested in you at all, much to your dismay. As the head of the Kamisato Clan, Ayato has to deal with a lot of things. From documents to paperwork, to assassination attempts, it was like it was a typical Tuesday afternoon for him. But what if you, his fiancee, were to get caught in the crossfire?

• Tragic Outcomes 3 (Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli) [Published on April 15, 2022]

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes 3": Ever since you and Xiao have made up, you didn't want to leave Zhongli behind. So, the three of you have decided to alternate between the days when you go to Wangshu Inn to be with Xiao and to Liyue Harbor to be with Zhongli. During the escort, you come to a realization that you didn't want to continue to alternate between two different places to be with Xiao and Zhongli. Xiao then reveals to you about him being constantly haunted by the sounds of your voice crying out to him and you came to a conclusion on how to stay with the two of them in the end. But it seems like something- or someone- is lurking in the corners, waiting to strike.

• Caught in The Crossfire 2 (Kamisato Ayato x fem!reader) [Published on May 28, 2022]

Summary of "Caught in The Crossfire 2": After you have been poisoned, you couldn't help but feel skeptical about the servant that works for the Kamisato estate. When voicing your concerns about the servent, Ayato brushes your concerns away. Only for it to inflict more harm on you.

• Tragic Outcomes 4 (Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli) [Published on June 4, 2022/June 5, 2022] 🔞

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes 4": After deciding on living at Wangshu Inn with both Xiao and Zhongli, you didn't think much of how it would impact the relationship the three of you have with one another. Xiao and Zhongli agreed to train you in combat and help you improve your stamina in an interesting way. The day after your.... training... session with Xiao and Zhongli, Lumine finds the perfect time to strike, only for it to uncover something that you didn't even know about yourself.

• [ More Coming Soon ]

Series:

Not What You'd Expect [Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader] (One-shot series):

Summary of "Not What You'd Expect [Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader]": Who knew that getting Isekai'd into Genshin Impact would get you into many situations that you've never thought you'd get yourself into! Whether the situation is life-threatening or just one of those soft and fluffy moments, you don't think you'd want to leave the game any time soon! And it seems like they don't want you to leave any time soon either! So, you might as well enjoy your stay while you're at it!

• How to (Not) Play Windtrace (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on February 4, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "How to (Not) Play Windtrace": You’re playing Windtrace with the men of Genshin Impact and last time you checked, this is not how you play it.

• How to (Not) Play Windtrace 2 (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on February 11, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "How to (Not) Play Windtrace Part 2": You are the prey in this round of Windtrace; only, it gets pretty heated when a certain hunter finds you. New faces show up when an argument sparked amongst the men after Kazuha, Thoma, and Gorou guide you away from the trouble.

• Valentine's Day Gone Wrong (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on February 17, 2022]

Summary of "Valentine's Day Gone Wrong" (Alternate Title: A Day About Love): You were supposed to celebrate Valentine's Day with the men, but unfortunately, it didn't turn out how you'd hoped it would.

• Crave (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader, Zhongli x Isekai'd!Reader x Diluc) [Published on March 4, 2022] 🔞

Summary of "Crave": Your need for physical touch ends up putting you into a situation where you would never see yourself getting into up until now.

• Obsessed with You (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on March 12, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "Obsessed with You": All you wanted was the Rex Lapis jumbo-sized plushie, but did you know what else you got aside from the colossal Rex Lapis plushie? A stalker.

• Drinks of Teyvat (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on March 18, 2022]

Summary of "Drinks of Teyvat": You never thought that you'd have to deal with alcohol in Teyvat anytime soon until Venti, Kaeya, and Kazuha come back to the abode with loads of alcohol. You do a taste on these alcohols and it doesn't turn out so well. But hey, at least you didn't get drunk! That's a good thing, right?

• Constellations (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on April 2, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "Constellations": The men wanted to know what constellations are, but you were reluctant on what to tell them. Especially after they wanted to know which person had all of their constellations. Looks like you're going to have to break all of their hearts except for one person.

• Words that Should Have Been Left Unsaid (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on April 23, 2022]

Summary of "Words that Should Have Been Left Unsaid": Sometimes people say the meanest things in the heat of the moment. You’re hiding the fact that something is going on with you, but you didn’t want to worry the men. But because you were hiding something from them, it ticked off one person in particular and made him say something that should’ve been left unsaid.

• First Crush and First Love (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on April 30, 2022/May 1, 2022]

Summary of "First Crush and First Love": Everyone has a first crush and their first love! Whether it's a real person or a fictional character, the fifteen men (specifically Childe) are curious about who was the first one to have stolen your heart.

• Overprotective with a Hint of Jealousy (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on May 7, 2022]

Summary of "Overprotective with a Hint of Jealousy": You knew that the men are protective over you because many things happened to you while you were in Teyvat. Even though you knew they were all protective of you, you couldn't help but have an inkling feeling that a certain someone isn't as nearly as protective of you as they are with someone that no longer exists.

• Seal of Disapproval (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on May 14, 2022/May 15, 2022]

Summary of "Seal of Disapproval": An AU in which you have a boyfriend, but the fifteen men do not approve of him at all. In fact, they all hate him and want nothing to do with the man. If the men have a hard time accepting your relationship with another man, then why are you still with him and what's stopping you from breaking up with him?

• A Small Problem (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on May 21, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "A Small Problem": Albedo was coming up with a concoction that would strengthen the men during combat. But one little mix-up caused you to become a parent for a day.

• Crave 2 (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader, Childe x Isekai'd!Reader, Foul Legacy x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on June 11, 2022] 🔞, ❗

Summary of "Crave 2": You end up having an interesting dream about Childe's Foul Legacy form, causing you to feel guilty about it. You end up ignoring him for two days, only for Childe to confront you at the bathhouse as to why you were ignoring him. One thing led to another, you suddenly find Childe buried deep inside of you.

• Words that Should Have Been Left Unsaid 2 (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on June 18, 2022]

Summary of "Word that Should Have Been Left Unsaid 2": After struggling to wake you up from your slumber, the men have to figure out what is going on with you and what was causing you to be in a terrible state. While you have gained consciousness, it was hard for you to stay awake and you continued to have a thundering headache, and sometimes your nose, eyes, mouth, and ears will randomly bleed, causing you to lose consciousness. What was going on with you?

• Malewives Reporting for Duty (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on June 25, 2022/June 26, 2022] 🌸

Summary of "Malewives Reporting for Duty": You somehow mysteriously get sick despite feeling fine the day before. Since you're sick and can't care for yourself, the Genshin men step up and take care of you while you're ill. After the men have successfully nursed you back to being healthy, you repay them back by making them breakfast.

• Drunken Desires (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on July 2, 2022] 🌸

Summary of "Drunken Desires": You've consumed way more alcohol than you thought. You ended up getting drunk from drinking an entire bottle of wine, causing you to not remember certain men and the fact that you're not dating them. And you mistook the fifteen men for strangers whom you've cheated on your boyfriends with (spoiler, you didn't cheat on anyone, you're just drunk and confused as fuck)

• [ More Coming Soon ]

Minis:

Minis are from asks that contain a mini-story (kind of)!

• The men sharing baths and the reader walks in: [here] 🧋

• Reader asking Dainsleif and Ayato if they could sleep in Ayato and Dainsleif's room because they can't sleep during a storm: [here]

• The Genshin men having to deal with Isekai'd!Reader being on their period (Isekai'd!reader leans towards fem/afab!reader): [here] 🧋, 🔞

• Reader has poor eyesight and has been hiding the fact that they cannot see without glasses from the Genshin men: [here]

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4 years ago

yall are quick to love og sukuna and make smut about him until you realise the he would be from 9' tall to 19'8" according to japanese legend.

for reference the female silhouette is 5'0"

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3 years ago

Haikyuu writers for Leni

only one || miya a.

pairing: miya atsumu x f!reader summary: suna rintarou is the only one who can make your heart race and palms sweat. after overhearing you say this to your friend, miya atsumu offers his help in getting his friend to notice you, which you decline. he manages to persuade you though, and things only get complicated when you find yourself struggling to catch your breath around atsumu instead. genre: reluctant friends to lovers, fluff, some humor?? warings: cursing, atsumu. word count: ~5.1k

this was kind of long hehe but i really liked it and i hope y’all like it too!

as always, reblogs are appreciated <3

“so, suna rintarou?”

you furrowed your eyebrows as you looked up from your book, meeting the warm, brown eyes of none other than miya atsumu.

“i’m sorry?” you asked, tilting your head in confusion. atsumu chuckled lightly, booping your nose as he took a seat next to you.

“cute,” atsumu commented, snorting when you swatted his hand away. “but really? suna? he seems a little too boring for you, in my opinion. you’re kind of super out of his league.”

“i have no idea what you’re talking about, miya,” you said, carefully placing a bookmark between the pages of your book before closing it and setting it down next to you.

“you can call me atsumu, you know?” he said, leaning back on the grass and basking in the sunlight. you stared at him dully, still confused by the whole situation.

“what do you want, miya?” you asked, watching him pout at your use of his last name. he brought a hand up to his heart, wincing slightly at your tone before breaking out into a large smile. you looked away, slightly annoyed by the volleyball player.

“suna? rintarou?” he repeated, bringing up his hands to form air quotation marks. “you know, ‘the only one who can make my heart race and palms sweat’, that suna rintarou?”

your jaw dropped at his words, and you whipped your head up to look at him. he was wearing a smug smirk, one eyebrow raised in a way that let you know that he had heard everything you had said about the middle blocker.

Keep reading

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4 years ago

Hi it's me again! XD in for another request if that's alright. So I've been on tiktok recently and have been seeing this kind of videos. Some bnha characters as parents with their s/o,

'Parents embbarrasing their daughter/son'

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ elle's note: sure! ahah, why not? just request and request, idrc if u requested even more since i'm starting to like writing! n e ways, starting lezgo! oh and r u rly sure that i get to choose the characters? not you?

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ pairings: aizawa shouta x reader, keigo takami x reader, denki kaminari x reader (separately)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ another note from elle: so i decided to do characters that i rarely write for. i just realized i made a bit too much, shouto, midoriya and bakugou. so have this!

aizawa shouta

i really think he would be more of an overprotective dad than a dad that embarrasses his daughter. nobody messes with his baby girl. no-fucking-body. periodt.

but sometimes he would though-

there was one time when his daughter always tripped at literally nothing causing her to. he assumed she got it from her mom's clumsiness.

but he still loves her though, no matter what the clumsiness she has, he loves her so much. but he loves her mom more though.

but now, her baby girl grew up and was officially learning in ua. when he first found out, he got really worried.

"y/n, honey, do you think we should really let shiora go to ua? don't you think it's dangerous?", he asks worried, you pulled him into a hug and said "love, you don't always have to be with her. she needs to get trained to protect herself too y'know?", you reassure him "but-", "shh, don't worry. you're gonna be her homeroom teacher right? what's the harm in that?", ".....oh, right".

he smirks at the thought, he knows what he's gonna do to her daughter now.

"i'm aizawa shouta, your homeroom teacher for the full semester until you graduate and go to the second semester.", he greets groggily, getting out of his sleeping bag shocking her baby girl.

"d-dad?! wH-?!", "shiora, do your best because i'm not gonna go easy on you even though your my daughter doesn't mean i'm gonna play favouritism". he smirks while saying that, the whole class looking at the both of daughter and father right in front of their eyes.

"aizawa-san, that's why you have the same last name with aizawa-sensei! you're his daughter!". they start murmuring making shiora flustered and red. "shut up, let's start."

and as the class goes on and on, aizawa decides to make shiora embarrassed for a bit

"hey, shiora, do you still remember the times you always trip over nothing? or the time when you-", "DAD C'MON! WE PROMISED TO NOT TALK ABOUT THOSE MEMORIES EVER AGAIN! STOP IT!", she blushes as everyone stares at her.

"what? i'm just remembering times i spent with my baby girl with a naked butt running all around the ho-", "DAD, STOP!", and the teasing goes on and on and on.

resulting to shiora telling her mom what his dad did at the very first day in her class.

well, for shouta, he was punished for the night.

keigo takami

now this cocky bastard right here would embarrass the shit out of his son.

"how is your dick so small, kian?! mines ten times bigger! how the fuck would you pleasure a woman with that small of a dick then?!", he asks his son the tone of disappointment heard on his voice.

"daAAD! don't talk like that! it'll grow i promise!", kian whines as he puts his dick back into his pants and walking away from his nagging dad to go to his mom, his father following him, sighing.

"ma! is my dick small?!", kian asks worriedly making you look at him concerned. you took a glance over your husband, sighing over and over.

"wh-what?!", "i said is my dick small?!", "it's small! eight inches is so damn small kian!", his father cuts him off. "isn't eight inches big too?", you ask as you eye the both of them bickering.

"yeah it is! i have 11 inches and he has only 8? i'm disappointed in you kian.", he sighs loudly.

"el-eLEVEN inchES?!", his son chokes in his saliva while staring at his father.

"YEAH! well how do you think we made you?!", keigo murmurs making you hit him. "don't say things like that keigo! even though you have 11 inches you don't have rights on doing that to your son! got that?!", you tell him while pulling his ear harshly.

"oW OW OW! STOP! OW!", keigo yelps in pain

now keigo was the one who was quiet.

"mom! tell me is 8 really small? i'll just buy-", "KIAN TAKAMI, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE BUY ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK WOULD MAKE YOUR DICK GET BIGGER, SO SHUT UP."

and keigo smirks at the back ground. like father like son, i guess.....?

denki kaminari

okay but he will make his son embarrassed. i know he will. this one's a cocky bastard too.

"daishi, make sure to clean up your room after okay?", you ask him while eyeing him and his father, looking suspicious. daishi was blushing while his father looked like he was suppressing a laugh.

"should i tell your mom, daishi~?", his father teases him making him red even more. "nO DAD NO-", daishi said, cutting his father off with a worried tone.

"tell me what? huh? what're the both of you hiding?", you ask them, glaring at the both of them. "dAIsHI PI-", "DAD NO!", he covers his dad's mouth before his father could say anything weird that would embarrass him.

"tell me, you idiots. before i make you.", now you were standing right infront of them, activating a bit of your quirk, making your hair glow.

"mOm NO WE'LL TELL YOU! YOU DON'T HAVe tO DO THAT!", daishi defends. "fire away then."

denki on the other hand was red from suppressing his laughter, until he couldn't hold it anymore. "AHAHAHAAH, DAISHI PISSED ON HIS BED".

now, daishi was a blushing mess.

"i-i'm sorry, i didn't mean to do th-", "it's okay, honey. you didn't, i know.", you reassure him while cupping his cheeks and kissed him on the forehead.

"WHAT?!", denki suddenly yells making you jump out of shock. "WHEN I PISSED MY BED, YOU SCOLDED ME!! WHY NOT HIM TOO?!", "ah, so you wanted me to scold my son too?"

"nO", his voice cracks, "i-i realized i have so-somewhere to go! catch ya later loves!", then he got out of the house running away from his wife ready to scold him even more.

fin.

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- Are you fucking serious? After all these years as best friends you have fucked my boyfriend? That was your worst mistake, you blonde slut. After this party is over be ready to answer to me. I’m not a girl who can be pushed around and you should know that very well. I’m gonna beat your pussy with mine so badly that you never break a relationship with it again.

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