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important thought: why does taylor wear red lipstick while she goes swimming?

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

A Compendium of the Natural History of Hyrule

• Guide to over 80 common indigenous beings • Catalog of relics & artifacts of the lands • Folktales of heroes, beasts & the Demon King • Index of the many celebrated deities of the land • Studies of the native peoples & their culture • A...

skull kid: this mask looks cool.

happy mask salesman: hoe don't do it.

skull kid: *puts on mask*

happy mask salesman: oh my god.

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree