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I love how so many crime/detective shows have the authorities be like "yeahh we're not nearly competent enough to catch this guy, let's just outsource this case to the most autistic person we know"

the development of hannibal lecter from s1 to s2 is so funny. in s1 you think this guy is such a mastermind fully in control of everything around him while still keeping up his carefully crafted cool suave persona and then in s2 he is just the absolute BIGGEST fucking loser you've ever seen in your life going to crime scenes and saying ominous shit trying to be like his crush pretending he has friends.

I just fought for my life in a sleep token merch drop and now bad omens wants me to do it again???

​when you’re mad and he send you this as an apology because Satoru knew you love cats and Megumi

Oh, I’m too soft for this 🥺

@nagseo524

#no im crying right now #like on the floor #tears streaming down my face #hannibal

ARE WE OKAY ???

Hannibal/ Addams Family crossover where Hannibal is distantly related to Morticia and has tea with the family often

Morticia: Hannibal are you alright? You seem....conflicted

Hannibal: Will sent someone to kill me

Morticia: Oh that's wonderful!

Gomez: Stupendous!

Morticia: What's there to feel conflicted about?

Hannibal: I wish Will would attempt to kill me himself. And he practically seduced the man! Why won't he seduce me into killing someone for him?

Morticia: Because you framed and imprisoned him, dear-

Gomez: Remember when you framed me for that double homicide?

Morticia: -As if I could ever forget how you looked during your questioning. You mustn't be upset with the man for using the tools at his disposal. If he is trying to kill you, then he is thinking of you. Who cares what methods are used as long as it comes from the heart.

Hannibal: You're right as always, cousin

Will: What about The Dragon, Hannibal?

Hannibal: What do you mean, "What about The Dragon?"

Will: Dragon these nuts across your face, HA!

Hannibal:

Hannibal, later: *Talking to Francis* Save yourself, kill them all.

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

this analogy is sending me

Singing along to Sleep Token makes me speak with a British accent.

Centuries of bombing battleships between us just for a goth daughter to betray the tradition. I'm sorry parents, I've disappointed you.