Do U Like Stars? :3

me when the READER in the X READER has a name:

like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁

​when you’re mad and he send you this as an apology because Satoru knew you love cats and Megumi

Oh, I’m too soft for this 🥺

@nagseo524

it’s the day again ♥️

Singing along to Sleep Token makes me speak with a British accent.

Centuries of bombing battleships between us just for a goth daughter to betray the tradition. I'm sorry parents, I've disappointed you.

look at this bug i found.

(a slinky boy for @hypnoneghoul tysm for the amazing gear talk ♡)

#hannibal is a sixteen year old girl on the inside #she gets let out sometimes #nbc hannibal

one day i’m gonna do something real crazy and send him all my music and poetry and completely disappear off the face of the earth to leave him eternally wondering about how things could have been different

dinner

Just remembered that Will Graham was canonically a professor and-

What was that even LIKE???

Picture the scene: youre a bright-eyed prospective FBI agent who needs to take this class for a credit and you roll up to see a man who looks like he slept in a dumpster teaching your class.

Ok fine you can deal with that.

Next thing you learn is that he has the social skills of a ground-nesting chipmunk and the class has realized he tolerates you all only because you sit fifty feet away from him.

Fine. Cool. Sure.

Maybe the class starts trying to win him over. Maybe they leave him an apple as a joke and he goes on a fifteen minute rant about how many apples will kill you. The class realizes they can get him to talk about certain things:

Government Officials (Derogatory), Dogs, Knives, Dogs, Guns, Dogs, Kraft Mac and Cheese, Silly String (Derogatory)…

They get him a murder mystery book for his birthday and he spends the next class period talking about why it was wrong and who REALLY did it.

The class does some research, apparently he’s wired up in a weirder way than the class thought. That’s fine, you all like him in a “teacher who hates everyone kind of way”

Then he starts rambling about murders as if he WAS THERE AND DID IT, zones out, regularly gets interrupted by random people and then vanishes off the face of the earth only to reappear as a “murder husband” a few months later.

Good for him, you all knew only a bisexual could be that much of a flaming wreak.

The class is Professor Grahams biggest supporters, they cheer when he gets out of prison and keep up with the news as best they can.

Because goddamnit he’s their WEIRDO and good fucking batshit crazy teachers are SO hard to find

💥💥💥