N3ver--more - Theodore!

Wanted to properly draw Jon

Jonathan Sims?!? More like [Sounds of choking on a mouthful of dirt] [Sounds of squelching bugs] [Whatever the fuck a black hole sounds like] [Sounds of a cracking fire] [Sounds of fucking dying] [Sounds of a camera zooming in] [More squelching sounds, this time meat] [Sounds of an animal howl] [Sounds of being a lonely loser] [Sounds of violent pipe murder] [Sounds of what if feels like to try and remember the difference between the 5 different characters named Michael] [Sounds of getting fucking GOT by a bunch of clowns] [Sounds of BigTM] [Almost forgot spiders]

The podcast ever

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pussy so mysterious and inscrutable, he call that shit The Stranger ^_^

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

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Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

COTBG/SARKIC ARTICLE RECS

These are in numerical and alphabetical order

SCPs:

SCP-217

SCP-610

SCP-2075

SCP-2095

SCP-2133

SCP–2191

SCP-2309

SCP-2408

SCP-2480

SCP 2510

SCP-2815

SCP-2833

SCP–2834

SCP-3221

SCP-3911

SCP-3989

SCP-4036

SCP-4273

SCP-5001

SCP-5480

SCP-5555

SCP-6217

SCP-6500

Tales:

A Baptism of Fire

And the Fact it Rains

Anthropological Sarkic Case Studies:

–01 – Vasna of Sarvi

-02 – Divosi of Prague

–03 – Darkwater Lodge

–04 – House Kurinuka

Are We Gentrified Yet?

Bumaro and Ion sat at a table

But Thou Shalt Not Despair

Ela

Et Ecce Equus Pallidus

Et Sanabitur Anima Mea

Ever Only All

Implanting God

Karcist Halyna Ieva, or the Mother Who Demands Ones Toes

Killing in the Name of

Lord Goran

Of Lovataar and the Throne

Of Orok and the Ozirmok

PP-NEU-0127 - "AncestRecall"

Nadox and the Mekhanite

Poisoned Honey

Sfyri Kai Amoni

Sic Semper Tyrannis

So the Beasts Shall Plague the Lands No More

The Battle of Baikal

The First Occult Flame War

The Heresy of Disassembly

The Man Machine

Too Slow

Tuae

TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal

Unbearable Hope

Variations on a Schema

Bonus

Capacitor

Why We Don't Celebrate Birthdays

BREAKING!! Cunty cult leader serves TOO MUCH CUNT

I just posted my first public fic on AO3!

A short post because my friend wanted me to right about Gears and marshmallows. Not the best, but I didn’t really have a plan so it was just for fun lol

Here’s the link if ya wanna read it: